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[Matt @Matt_B___]

@BBCNews Chap on the left loves his job...

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@S1dTR0tt3r147

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@fesshole She's now going to have to give you a report card under the new Ofsted framework.

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An absolute Inception-level @secondmentions from BBC News: Marmalades may need to be relabelled under post-Brexit food deal
https://t.co/SjGMuok5iD

[Matt @Matt_B___]

@GuzKhanOfficial If this happened I'd seriously consider paying my licence fee.

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Paging @dank_ackroyd...

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

What a gorgeous evening. Back door still wide open at 7pm!

[Matt @Matt_B___]

@Mappy6984 Why is there a little face on it?

[Matt @Matt_B___]

@TomSpilsbury @jamiesont @CameronYardeJnr Have you not seen King Ralph? Have you learned nothing?

[Matt @Matt_B___]

Paging @dank_ackroyd

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The names of some of the 69 dogs taken on Shackleton’s Endurance expedition were Rugby, Bristol, Millhill, Painful, Swanker and Bummer.

[Matt @Matt_B___]

Strong @MrBButterfield vibes here...

[Football @BostonConnr]

Nicolas Cage as John Madden

Yes.

[Matt @Matt_B___]

@dieworkwear Fomownership was right there...

[Matt @Matt_B___]

One for @secondmentions - "hat-sporting acid jazz superstars"

https://t.co/g4I9ITjQef

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@ChatgptLunatics Paging @TerribleMaps

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@anon_opin Perfect timeline synergy from @anon_opin and @swearclock here...

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down

[Matt @Matt_B___]

@BBCPolitics

[Peggy Vimes @SamuelVimes10]

Hey guys, anyone fancy getting eye cancer?

[Matt @Matt_B___]

@dark_shark Same energy..

[Klara @klara_sjo]

If you want to feel old, this is how the zoomer that made this game thinks you insert a VHS tape.

[Matt @Matt_B___]

"Wild Horses hit maker..." @secondmentions
https://t.co/LVQVy3xssv