Matt Carter

You're welcome. He/Him

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

I didn't think it would happen, but I'm actually bored enough on a Friday night to open this app. Just askin for trouble.

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

@aswedanced 🤨 hmmm.

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

Do people still use this app?

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

"Welcome to hell, nothing is yours, everything is also mime. Marriage." - @BrittGarrick

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

I once put juice crystals in my coffee instead of sweetener by accident. It was gross. Thank you for your time have a lovely day.

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

Product idea: Automatic rear backup camera wiper. That one's free.

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

I've reintroduced Saturday morning cartoons in to my life and I must say 10/10

[Greg Miller @GameOverGreggy]

stfu up, james

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

World's toughest bear nicknamed "The Boss" survives being hit by train, and fathered 70% of cubs in his region.

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

Okay fine I got BeReal. I'll put this quality content there, twitter's dying anyway.

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

If I had BeReal. This is what it would look like today.

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

@cursed_hockey Okay, this is the quality content that might get me to sign up. 10/10.

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

@aswedanced A photo every day feels like a big commitment though... And I think the same photo of my computer every day would get boring.

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

If you don't make weird faces at yourself in the mirror while you brush your teeth are you really brushing your teeth?

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

I saw someone mopping the sidewalk today. I love my new neighborhood.

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

My first thought when I wake up on any given day.

[Eric Baudour @EricBaudour]

Its 1pm on monday and I'm so fucking wiped out already holy shit hahahaha there's so much that's going on this week oh my god

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

kid i used to work with at chipotle made a mixtape and one of his lines that stuck with me through the years was “i got benjamin button disease. got so many benjamins i can’t button my jeans” pretty sure he’s still working in kitchens but he at least changed me

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

Anyone who starts talking about summer almost being over in July is my own personal worst enemy.