Gwell

Filming, Climbing, Cycling, Adventure. Physics Graduate at Uni of Nottingham

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

I know I’m late to this but the original Willy Wonka tour was pretty shit for 80% of the kids too.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Live scenes from the HS2 just north of Watford:

[Max Fosh @max_fosh]

Respect the meme, ref

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Man in charge of funding schools says it’s not his fault schools don’t have enough funding.

[Parody FIA @FIAsteward]

Remember: if you are not by now celebrating the excitement of the same driver winning every race uncontested with an uncompetitive teammate and against 9 uncompetitive teams complying with the cost cap regulations…

….then you certainly should be.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

@RishiSunak And by "cutting red tape" I mean lowering environmental protections to allow more pollution into our already shit-filled rivers, so that developers can cut corners and make more profits. A fair return for all their donations to the Tory party.

[Lucy Highnett @lucyhighnett]

Mary Earps is about to play in a World Cup Final. And kids still can't buy her shirt.

Sort it out.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

This VAR decision in Ligue 1 has been broadcast with total transparency and clarity over the decision making process for those watching.

It’s a real breath of fresh air compared to the radio silence you get in the English game.

[🏳️‍🌈 Hayley Garrod 🏳️‍🌈 @GRODSTER]

I've watched that replay over and over again and I still can't tell if that ball slightly brushes her arm or not so to give a penalty AND a yellow card for that is incredibly harsh on Lucy Bronze 🤬 #Lionesses

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I think ticket offices at railway stations are one of those things that remind of what a society should actually be. Real jobs and real interactions , and community can sometimes be placed above shareholder dividends. It's a choice we can make. #SaveTicketOffices

[Jordan North @jordannorth1]

Hello America 👋

It’s called a ‘Picky Tea’

And this is a pretty poor one 3/10

[Gwell @Matt_Gwell]

@thetimescales @bbcdoctorwho , wow…

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge 🐴

[Gwell @Matt_Gwell]

😂😂

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

IT'S HAPPENED...

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

I think of all the UK terms that I’ve learned over the last few years my absolute favorite is “Squeaky Bum Time”

[Ali Plumb @AliPlumb]

I just totally bamboozled some American press folk with the phrase "squeaky bum time" and honestly it was a really weird Britishism to actually explain

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As the NHS is given an extra £250m to buy beds, bookies begin taking bets on which minister’s mate owns a mattress company.

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

In among this 'should we do Maths till 18' furore I'd like to quietly say, there's a huge gap between the way it's taught and its applications for most people. It's mad you can leave school not understanding tax, or household budgeting. It can't all come under economics. Thanks!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is a reminder of ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect attention from one thing by making a big deal of something else entirely.