Matt Paul

I'll smoke a brother up but I will not smoke a brother.

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

To the 10 year old girl who yelled "Loser!!!" Out of her moms window at me well I was waiting at the bus stop. I hope that felt good.

[denny @brayisgay]

How was skiing? "Stupid I peed my pants and it ran into my ski boots"

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

Friday morning

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

Puffy jackets completely destroyed one strap style

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

You could make a grilled cheese with ham, but I don't have ham so you can just pretend. -Sydney

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

Everybody's got choices @wyatt_herms

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

Gosh darn to the rings not lining up in your binder

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

"Invite everyone"

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

My teachers really don't understand the struggle when I tell them I'm late because I got stuck.

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

Who needs a big lifted up truck when you get put threw the ultimate off-road experience just trying to get down your driveway

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

New album dropping for all my fans.
"Stay true to yourself"

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

"Mom I'm going to Mikes"
"Who's Mike and why are you going to his house on a school night"

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

Hydration, power, performance.

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

Dogs of the Cariboo are probably having a huge riot!

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

Kids biking to school always look around to see who's watching them. Little do they know there speed wobbling in the middle of the road.

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

"Stew for dinner tonight!" Dammit

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

The temptation is real

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

When your tea tastes like peanut butter because someone's been fucking around in the honey

[Matt Paul @Matt_Paul16]

Since I'm DD you can find me in the drive way revving the shit out of my moms car