Matt Batten

Creative Leader, Writer, Director, Theoretical Theorist, Adland Opinari, and Cultural Hall Monitor. Views are not my own. They come from voices inside my head.

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@Coles It was my daughter. She’s still a little shaken. I’m still limping. But the car is a total write-off and going to leave me out of pocket.

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What a Subaru looks like after a @Coles delivery truck runs a red light. Note my 4-year old’s face inside.

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@DarrenChesterMP It was an honour to write and make his film for the men and women of our militaries and the amazing Invictus competitors.

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@benfarinazzo @AnnaMeares @CurtMcGrath @kurtfearnley @DarrenChesterMP @SoldierOnAust @InvictusSydney It was great to meet you and work with you. Good luck for the games.

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@gmcherne It was a privilege to meet you and work with you. Thank you.

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@KensingtonRoyal @InvictusSydney Thank you @KensingtonRoyal. Very proud to have written and produced this for the men and women of our militaries and the amazing Invictus Games competitors. An honour to meet them and work with them.

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Thanks HRH Harry and @KensingtonRoyal for sharing our film. Very proud to have written and produced this. https://t.co/Fkiq3cVnQT

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

"I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul."

💯 days to go @InvictusSydney #GameOnDownUnder

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@Mattel @FerreroRocherIT Found this in a #kindersurprise. Is the surprise that young kids will have body issues?

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@Twitter isn't notifying me when someone replies to my tweets. I have to scroll thru own tweets and tap each one to see replies. Why?

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@woolworths sorry. We're on holiday now. That's what the grocery order was for. But we have no breakfast without bacon

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Thanks @woolworths for delivering our groceries with bacon that went off 8 days ago!!!! Unbelievably poor service

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Tiger stripes are like fingerprints. @TigerairAU missed a trick and should have treated their tail fins the same.

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@VirginAustralia inflight entertainment app doesn't work with Bluetooth headphones. @Apple not doing jacks anymore. Problem much?

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@clissoldpark maintains sex discrimination & gender inequality when a father can't take his daughter to the toilet

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#PRINCE

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A group of my best creatives made this amazing film in their spare time. PLEASE VOTE FOR IT TO WIN AN AWARDEO:
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@Ocado STOP PACKING SQUASHABLE ITEMS WITH HEAVY ITEMS!!!

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Cinegraphs are the new shiny thing for clients, especially in content & DOOH, but not many are good. These are. https://t.co/hVENlcwfSy