Matt Laser Beams

Queer Conspirator in search of Radical Justice. he/him

[New Jersey @NJGov]

we are still here

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@KatieMiller @NICKIMINAJ The model of Christianity.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Lord, I see the things you have done for others…

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@RepBrandonGill And then Jesus said, “Shit on your neighbors and make them feel unwelcome. They’re gross and horrible, and I hate them all. Oh, sorry, I mean, ‘I love them so much that I want them to die.’”

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@NancyMace Nothing says Yuletide Cheer like a shit brown dress.

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@Notwokenow shut up, cunt

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@tooquiet @NotHoodlum Your mom

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@RealJamesWoods Nothing says “Christ-like” to me like jokes about prison rape.

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@JCParking Great job not telling anyone alternate side was suspended today. /s

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@mattdeanmarsh alt me, please!

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@rustyrockets @LauraLoomer She’s talking about herself and, frankly, you too, Russell.

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@kairyssdal, R U O K?

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@PressSec Fuck you

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@andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani Fuck you, you arrogant rich, old sex-assaulting freak.

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@cmclymer It’s abundantly clear.

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@rustyrockets @RepMTG If by stellar you mean unhinged and full of lies.

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@MerriamWebster bye bye!

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@jack But I want to join too!

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@JDVance Of what?

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@MerriamWebster “scaffolding” in education. ugh. enough already