Matt Bellassai

gay and overwhelmed. author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL the book. come see me tell jokes on tour. he/him

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I’m kinda the ClubChalamet of the Harry Styles fandom and that’s a crown that I do not wear lightly

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unfortunately I do need 1,000 seasons of this show with Emily in every city on earth

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‘Emily In Paris’ has been renewed for a sixth season at Netflix.

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@iconnnorpop chunky if you can hear me

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my 2026 resolution is for everyone else to stop being annoying and pissing me tf off 💕

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there are P!nks everywhere for those with the eyes to see

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Every old modeling photo of Connor Storrie is such an unexpected journey like who tf is this Irish twink

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finished the gay hockey show and I feel like I can lift a jeep cherokee clean over my head

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how do we invent a Christmas gift that involuntary commits everyone in my family to therapy

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saving every photo of the heated rivalry men that crosses my screen. I don’t know what I will do with them but I need to be sure I have my own copy tucked away in a folder somewhere

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one of the most devastating things you can learn about a man is that he has Opinions

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can’t believe all of this happened during biscuit week

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Swiftie-ism is not a culture I participate in, but it *is* a culture I recognize and seek peaceful relations with

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@gpdr0meter I still guess it every time it’s an option 😭

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accidentally forgot to tweet for 5 months but please know I’ve been Watching

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@iconnnorpop i’m scared for you

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the scars i’ve felt since Beyoncé self titled lost to beck in 2015 can finally begin to heal

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘COWBOY CARTER’ by Beyoncé wins Album of the Year at the #GRAMMYs.

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WE HAVE LIVED TO SEE BEYONCÉ ALBUM OF THE YEAR

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Beyoncé makes history as the first Black artist to win ‘Best Country Album’ in #GRAMMY history.

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WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS IN 2025

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it’s so nice to see myself represented in media

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decided to escape today by going to the movies.

staying awake during the entirety of “the brutalist” was one of the hardest things i’ve ever done.