The Reverend Matt Bikinis - Ubermunch

18+. He/him. Kink, Coffee, Rock N’ Roll. Bikini femdom cartoonist and Punk singer of Bikini Creep and the Gunkersplats. New Jersey “Sessioncel.”

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Booking my Summer sessions and I’m stoked! Goddesses, get ready to get the Ick this Summer! #bikinicreep #sph #destroythisregimeundertheinfluenceofdommes

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Finally got to reference Seinfeld in one of my session reviews! 💅😂
https://t.co/kD5iCOMIRI

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My friends’ band is playing the Stone Pony Summer Stage in September, opening for the Front Bottoms, a very popular band. I’m excited for my friends but also dreading the thought of potentially forcing myself out of the apartment to go and dealing with crowds and parking. 😬😂

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The most Xennial thing happened - out of nowhere, I remembered that Jessica Simpson song that sampled “Jack and Diane.” The last time I heard it was when drunk girls were singing along with it at a college party in 2000. I’m not going to bother listening to it or sharing it, HAHA

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We’re several eras away from the 1950’s, but our proclivities are still blamed and shamed. Kink is a rebellion, a revolution, it’s rock n’ roll. This world is offensive. Carnal male urges are offensive and female dominance is offensive. So let people get offended! 👹 #bikinicreep

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Fantastic and diabolical session for my birthday today!!! I also dropped a hair metal song! #bikinicreep #bikinisandbedlam #makeamericaglamagain #sleazerock #hairmetal
https://t.co/rOjJONQBh2

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Heading down into the Shadow Realm tomorrow for my birthday session, and debuting the real-life version of the sufferkini! It looks like the cartoon version shown below! #bikinicreep #bikinisandbedlam

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The Wicked Wiggle, as demonstrated by Surfin' Succubus. This is a great rebellious dance to do in sessions. It's all attitude. #bikinisandattitude #bikinicreep #bikinisandbedlam

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I learned a new word this week - "dicknotism." Dating doesn't work in 2026. Kink will save the world - exploring your darkest, most carnal urges under the tutelage of a demonic domme. Succumb to the Shadow World. I have been doing it for over 3 years and have never looked back.😈

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Every time I see the Triangle Of Madness entrance video on AEW Wrestling, I start jonesing for my next sesh with a goth mommy dommie. I have a t-shirt for “The Violent Little Thing” Skye Blue. 🥵🥵🥵 https://t.co/BN9HBLb8Y1

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Sessioning has been the best thing in my life, but I want to manifest this as well: being friends-with-benefits with or dating someone who is childfree and spends all her extra money on guitars, tattoos, and bikinis! 🥵😎 #bikinicreep #bikinisandbedlam #kinkcoffeerocknroll

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I love Session Day! This is the theme of my Summer - Hell, every Summer, my entire life!! #bikinicreep #bikinisandbedlam https://t.co/YpU2WiqseH

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My friends’ Surf Punk band is female-fronted. I see several dommes. My managers have been women who look after me and review my e-mails before I send them to directors. I hated the “mother-may-I” nanny-state work culture at first, but now I love it! We gotta let women lead. ⛓️👢

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Another gem from those epic early 90’s bikini contests. These babes knew how to dance and tease!!! Look at that thumbnail!! https://t.co/Drypq0wIRj

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Went through all 11 issues of “Lookers: Ember” as I have before and gooned feverishly! It’s action-packed, full of bikini-clad/nude bitchy femdom, violence, attitude, and fucking! 🥵🥵👹👙 #bikinicreep #bikinisandbedlam

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In this modern topsy-turvy digital dystopia of social isolation and romantic frustration, no one has understood me or given me a safe, judgement-free zone for emotional, spiritual, and carnal expression quite like a true domme has. #bikinicreep #bikinisandbedlam

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Another Jesse Jo Stark song, because it has spooky, bikini-clad cartoon cover art! #bikinicreep #bikinisandbedlam

https://t.co/CrxAhIuyJQ

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@katsnowofficial I love those glasses on you!

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The women look incredible, but this footage confirms how people looked older decades ago. Like, they were college kids on Spring Break in 1992, but I guess because of the hairstyles and grainy analog film, they look about 30. 😂😂😂

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Bikini Open clips are still on YouTube. In this one, there’s some seriously sexy dancing (starting at 42:00) that I’d love to see in sessions! I’ll animate it for Bikini Creep as well! #bikinicreep #bikinisandbedlam #bikiniopen
https://t.co/8wQOWPDXjH

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Going to do this a bunch more this Summer! #bikinicreep #bikinisandbedlam

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What she sees right before the session… 😂😂

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@SushiiXhyvette @CosplayDeviants Wow, what a throwback! Love the hair color! 💜