MattBlackwell

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@KirscheVerstahl @Daikazo2 As someone who works for a disliked government agency, it's especially amusing when I get calls purporting to help me in dealing with my agency.
It's amazing how fast people hang up when I start reading my badge number and slipping into professional voice.

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@exjon What, like beef and vegetables on a skewer?

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@neontaster (stares upward from A2) I'll take your word for it

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@OrwellNGoode Well, only if it's a Star Trek transporter. If it opens up a wormhole or simply briefly moves you to a higher dimension to shortcut across the 3d space then that's still all your original matter.

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@Diseasel22 @sakebu_cheese_

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@Super70sSports Chainsaw has been in a scary number of movies and TV shows.

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@TheCriticalDri2

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@robkroese @StephenFleming So, John Ringo when he's kinda distracted and goofing off a bit numbers.

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@WarMonitor3 (quietly pushes my Exocet missiles out of view)

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@EricCMeadows Well, now I just want to kidnap you and subject you to something like My Deer Friend Nokotan. Not because it's a classic, but just to inflict pain.

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@FreddyLA7 Heads up- bears are best seen from a distance.

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@ldsfilmguy Right! That should be Christmas peppermints!

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@japan_nobunaga (glares) Call me Deacon Blue.

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@wylfcen Plural of mouses is meeces.

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@ESPNFC @alexthechick um? Were you kidnapped ?

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@Ogiel23 Well, check out Mister Author Man, oh-oh-oh. He bought some Libby's Wild Wild Life, now available in a convenient 4 pack! And check out new Mountain Bery Wild Wld Life!

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@CyborgPeds Ouch. That looks like "Asteroid just fell into the Pacific and some surfer is about to bounce off a skyscraper" waves, not clouds.

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@emzanotti Yeah, it really should be Song #2. Or at least Manchester United's fight song.
https://t.co/R1oEQbj3XX

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@WallStreetApes Or, just perhaps, it's none of your business what other people eat.

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@randallpink17 @beyondreasdoubt @3YearLetterman @CynicalPublius Not seeing any claim of serving 60 years there.