Matt Brannick

Art director and crap protagonist

[Matt Brannick @MattBrannick]

Hi @HabitatUK your customer service dept has ignored my last two emails to return an item and failed twice to pick it up on the correct day!

[Matt Brannick @MattBrannick]

@nojjyboy @tweggs @JonnyJanjua @Kate_Brannick I can only apologise to whatever I’m doing to you, Jon

[Dinosaur @dinosaur_co_uk]

We're looking for a Copywriter and a Designer to join the Dino team. Got what it takes? Get in touch, we won't bite. https://t.co/rJEkjvC7DJ

[Dinosaur @dinosaur_co_uk]

Friday Dinostyle. The lean neon green spray machine.

[Dinosaur @dinosaur_co_uk]

@Caketober @4EVERManchester PARTY ON CAKETOBER! Wayne and Garth tuck into some ROCK biscuits on the Dino sofa #caketober

[Mr Bingo 𓄚 @Mr_Bingo]

When you run out of books and a girl asks you to insult her hand. #Luxembourg

[Matt Brannick @MattBrannick]

Sounds a bit like a James Bond villain: North Korea executes officials by anti-aircraft gun in new purge – report https://t.co/1UAW0NbLgC

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Zlatan Ibrahimović: "I admire Cantona, and I heard what he said. But I won't be King of Manchester. I will be God of Manchester."

[Matt Brannick @MattBrannick]

Mum’s gone to fucking Iceland!

[Matt Brannick @MattBrannick]

A classic hit and run! Cheers Cameron. Tit.

[Matt Brannick @MattBrannick]

@rpbnq you’re right about that jerk chicken! Amazing!

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

It's the weekend!! https://t.co/LL5X88FAMg

[Matt Brannick @MattBrannick]

@RoyalMail I can’t send a DM until you follow me

[Matt Brannick @MattBrannick]

Hi, @RoyalMail my parcel has gone AWOL. Please can you tell where it has been delivered to? Ref:JL551736362GB

[Georgie Glass @georgieglass_]

This short film is #incredible - 'Our incredible city captured beautifully by Craig Murfin Film http://t.co/Imspbup3e2' #VisitManchester

[Campaign @Campaignmag]

Ad of the day: A man charms his girlfriend's family thanks to @VirginTrains http://t.co/ba7WLHmAr6 by @hellokrow

[Matt Brannick @MattBrannick]

PHWOAR! @McrDave01…. Nice gate post

[JOE @JOE_co_uk]

The Premier League is back, and it's a monumental good thing.