Matt C

Figuring out the mess that is life

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

“Sorry sweetheart, Daddy just called and he can’t pick you up tonight. He’s playing fascist paramilitary dress-up with other divorced dads.”

[Danzempic - #AVFC @danielhavfc]

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are fully grown adults who believe that Nigel Farage cares about them.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

You lot prefer roubles don’t you?

[Henry Moeran @henrymoeranBBC]

This is absolute art.

The field, the fading light, the celebrations…

[Team GB @TeamGB]

Near, far, wherever you are... 😉

#OpeningCeremony

[Brendan May @bmay]

Newly elected members of the French parliament refusing to shake hands with the far right is extremely satisfying. A particular shout out to the rock paper scissors gag.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Simply superb content from England & Ivan Toney.

[MikeKavs @SFCMikeKavs]

Jesus fucking christ 🤣 #electionnightLIVE

[ParkinScrotes @parkinscroat]

Coming back from a year in Africa without a tan is more impressive than the jogging.

[Jo Grady @DrJoGrady]

Is it a cheese, or is it a motorway service station.

Amazing concept for a quiz round 👌 🧀

[England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺 @TheBarmyArmy]

This is sensational 😂

[Matt C @MattCan1995]

Awful from Ramos, especially having 2 goes at Smith. Citing a must

[RugbyInsideLine @RugbyInsideLine]

Citing incoming for Thomas Ramos?

Potential leading with the forearm and it looks like he puts his hand in Smith’s face.

Ramos was handed a 5 week ban under Law 9.12 (must not physically abuse anyone) for two incidents against Sale in Round 2 last year

https://t.co/ifbnds0FZY

[Ben Gardner @Ben_Wisden]

Harry Brook faced seven balls and still hit a six in every quadrant of the wagon wheel. Ridiculous batting

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Places Johnny Cash has visited base on his song 'I’ve Been Everywhere'

[Lewis Fraser @lewisfras98]

This angle of Viktor Hovland chipping in on the first at the Ryder Cup is wild 🤯

[kie @criminalplaza]

hes literally homelander this is crazy😭😭