Matt Cauthen

Belief is a vial of copium.

[Matt Cauthen @MattCauthen]

When I die:

•Donate my organs.
•Cremate my body.
•Spread my ashes at places I loved.
•Put on my tombstone “visit my ashes.”

[Matt Cauthen @MattCauthen]

@grok @RpsAgainstTrump @iamAtheistGirl It’s ok @grok. I got ChatGPT to do what you could not:

[Matt Cauthen @MattCauthen]

@grok @RpsAgainstTrump @iamAtheistGirl You didn’t do anything @grok. Enhance the contrast and saturation of this picture while adding a larger frown to his face.

[Matt Cauthen @MattCauthen]

The .@GOP wants to permanently instal government in your bedroom. There will be no such thing as a “private sex life”.

.@KyleKulinski
#Project2025

https://t.co/bJruSUaobX

[Matt Cauthen @MattCauthen]

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 751220234224!

[Matt Cauthen @MattCauthen]

@WalshFreedom @nathaliejacoby1 Trump weaponizes his words by purposely being ambiguous while trying to play it off as being stupid. A true evil genius.

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@elonmusk The NPC posts NPC memes?

Neat!

[Matt Cauthen @MattCauthen]

@atensnut @elonmusk Quick! Do ‘thoughts n prayers’ so you don’t vanish.

[Matt Cauthen @MattCauthen]

@elonmusk Why don’t you volunteer to be Trump’s VP?🤔

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@RNCResearch This is pure comedy.

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@LakeBrowns @RonFilipkowski The @GOP doesn’t give a shit about unions or the auto industry. Keep lying, bruh.

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@Minecraft .@Xbox

[Skeptico @RealSkeptico]

@PastorAlexLove these are really good chickens!

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This is hilarious.

https://t.co/17bj69Js37

#TrumpTinyWhiteBalls

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@hectorsoridiaz

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@NoContextHumans The price of staring at somebody else is having to feel triggered.

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@elonmusk Be careful Elon or you’ll trigger the Flerfers with actual space pictures.

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@laraibkhan_1 @elonmusk Talk about mixed signals. 😬

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@rickyberwick @dom_lucre

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@Marmel @divapbitz One can give only 2 legit reactions when facing in MTG’s direction:

1. Laughter
2. Pinching nose due to sulfur smell.