Matt

Kicked to the curb because I didn't look like Mick Jagger 😔

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[月山 @Tsukiyamma]

その怒鳴ってる上司もTバック穿いてたら、どうする？

[el𐔌˙. 🌌 @crystalbepis_]

i bet it feels good asf to be a robot girl getting your battery yanked out of its socket mid sex and having the light fade from your eyes as your capacitors discharge
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[rosie @snailtattoo]

#marketplaceofideas

[Brian @brian_rbts]

There it is, the triple dog. From the dare

[liya @toruglazer]

all the dudebros that followed me because of this i like it when gojo takes it up the ass this is ur chance to unfollow

[᭪ @inosdildoe]

Everybody at the Chunin Exam shitting their drawers cus their ninja careers depend on cheating off the next bitch who’s also failing

Sakura Haruno:

[Matt @MattChure]

Finding out the driest creator on Earth has two more versions of a video. Each less interesting than the last

[vidIQ @vidIQ]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Video A/B testing is coming to YouTube

You can upload up to 3 cuts of the same video with different hooks or intros, and YouTube will pick the winner based on watch time!

Titles, thumbnails, and now the video itself

[酢酸ダーリア入りパスタ @Sakusan_Daaria]

ぶっちゃけ
金玉袋って精子から見たらセックスしないと出れない部屋だよな

[pix 🪜 @orangepeeIs]

my cucks mad at me bc ive been getting zero play

[Ava @girlcumlover]

cloning a cuck girl and fucking her clone in front of her

[nishant @namkeeen0]

the reason why i'm not on hinge is because i really dont have 6 pictures of myself

[YEAH! @Ousia3D]

Opened blender jerked off to what I had in my head then closed it this is true productivity

[harky @theharkyp]

Guy who wants to fuck you on your birthday: Happy Birthday !

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS PAUSED •フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

paizuri, humanity's grandest and perhaps only achievement

[tizamira @tizamira]

handmade with love #organicsoy

[amelia 🏳️‍⚧️ @rawtendrils]

Bus driver: is anyone getting off
Bus driver: …
Bus driver: i said is anyone getting off
Guy with a bus fetish:

[#1 advocate for fat women @ssweetiepiebea]

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[doomer @uncledoomer]

the tiny domesticated dog runs free while his wild wolf brethren pace the enclosure. much to think about as i log into microsoft teams this morning.

[PAINWHEEL ( original ) @pqinwheel]

Things to say to an 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗿:

1. You have done something 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴.

2. We need to 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸.

4. Why did you do 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁?

5. I'll tell you 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿.

6. Someone 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗱 me about 𝘆𝗼𝘂.

7. Sell me this 𝗽𝗲𝗻.

[Bucky “Beer” Cox, MBA @BigBillBowers]

Roommates started a game whoever knocks it over has to take it out (I live by myself)