Matt Cote

Virginia Tech 20189

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

Only real ones know

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

@tacobell Let me get this straight... You have the ingredients for a quesoritto, yet I can’t order this in the drive through. You’re gonna make me order it online, wait about 10 minutes and then come back to get it? It’s an online exclusive? Oh, and still no breakfast? Dang.

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

Saw Twitter was making a safe space for all the sensitive folk so I had to download it to tweet about it. I can’t wait to see who they cancel first even after the safe space. Alright, time to delete this piece of shit app again.

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

Why does Howard Baskin look like Mr. Blake’s valet from Mr. Deeds

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

I feel like AirPods aren’t loud enough when I’m at the gym, or I’m just going deaf.

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

HBD to the 🐐 @barstoolbigcat Sorry it took so long to hang out but that mustache made my family suspicious

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Early morning at @HokiesMBB for @PardonMyTake at the BWBAOHWAT.

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

Anyone else’s tv get really quiet or loud randomly when you’re just sitting on your phone doing nothing

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

Fire Harbaugh, now.

[Brandon M. Bollinger @B_Marsh19]

I love the look on people’s faces in N.J. when I actually hold the door open for them or literally use any basic manners learned as a small child like wow man people wild up here.

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

So nobody gonna talk about this new Instagram shit

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

@day_me_1n The X comes from the Greek letter Chi. It’s the first letter of the Greek word Χριστός, which in English is Christ @Wikipedia

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

If you don’t clean the snow off of your car before you drive you should be sent to jail

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

Anyone know anywhere in Blacksburg that is delivering rn

[Matt Cote @MattCote13]

It’s ironic when you talk to someone and find out they don’t feel the same way but agree to be friends just to slowly fade away. It be like that sometimes 🤷��‍♂️

[Ryan Willis @RyanWillis14]

When you accidentally hit the B button but it works out anyways

[Deidre @deejthepeep]

if you don’t wipe off the snow on your back window and roof then you are not allowed to have a license

[Virginia Tech @virginia_tech]

**Sees a stranger wearing a Virginia Tech shirt**

Brain:

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Me:

*Shouts* “LET’S GO...”