Matthew Dando

Civil and Geo Quality Advisor

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

Please retweet if you want a third series of This Country @bbcthree @ThisCountry1Fan @wtafthiscountry @ThisCountryBBC3 @PaulChahidi @charliecooper11 @SimonMAlikesyou @tomgeorgefilm @SUEMUCKLOWE

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

@PeripheryBand's new album sounds like Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange #periphery #apalewhitedot

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

@PeripheryBand new album a pale white dot sounds like Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange 🍊 #periphery #apalewhitedot

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

“Too many religions but only one God
I don't need another savior
Don't try to change my mind
You know I'm one of a kind
Ain't gonna change my bad behavior”

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

#NewProfilePic

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

@Keir_Starmer And potholes, please

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

@Keir_Starmer I understand the focus on increasing defence spending and decreasing foreign aid, but for Pete's sake, can we please develop a sustainable solution for the potholes in our roads? Otherwise, I will be forced to trade my electric vehicle for a Lunar Roving Vehicle!

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

@BorisJohnson Please come back!

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

Ireland's shots on target look Like Peter Dinklage trying to nut his load in Katie Price #England

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

Yes he is vulgar and crass but that is the brilliance of his art and ability to stand up to fat cats of the music industry who are constanly happy to spoon feed us with the stale and mundanity striaght out of the sphincters into our lugholes. #marilynmanson @marilynmanson

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

Dies ist mein Land

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

@benonwine lackluster

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

@lyncey_gilbe What a lackluster tool

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

@LozzaFox Stand by your guns and never surrender

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

This is Britain fit in or fuck off!

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

#england

Sold out!

https://t.co/4NC3ku0qCr

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

@England are as sloppy as a “hawk tuah”

[Matthew Dando @MattDando1983]

@loz_guest FYI “raining cats and dogs” refers back to when people
Lived in houses with thatched roofs. Basically, cats and dogs used to sleep
In the roofs as it was a lot warmer than sleeping on a cold stone floor. Which means when it rained they would jump down from the roof