Matthew David Goodman

Hunter College High School 💜🦅💜Columbia University💙🦁💙 D1 Soccer player⚽️ Engineer 🔨

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

Stocks rise over time 📈

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Jump Trading is set to gain small stakes in Kalshi Inc. and Polymarket in exchange for providing liquidity on the prediction-market platforms: BBG

[Roan @RohOnChain]

This is the exact optimization loop behind serious Polymarket arbitrage bots like gabagool22

Adaptive Frank Wolfe for tractability
Bregman projection for guaranteed profit

If you understand this you're ahead of 99% of the noise, full system explained in article below

Note: Work on Part 2 has begun. It builds directly on this foundation. For any suggestions, thoughtful collaborations DMs are open.

[Luke Rosiak @lukerosiak]

DOD paid $19M to a homeless lady's "woman-owned business." She found a white man to do the work, and kept a cut. When I asked her about it, she ranted about "evil Jews" and "male dominated competitive evil war profiteers."

This is why @SecWar is cleaning up minority contracting

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

✍️ 'From embarrassing tifos to the groundbreaking AFTV, Arsenal’s supporters are increasingly regarded as undignified weirdos' | Writes @geochesterton

'The over-celebrating, the panic attacks over every dropped point in the Premier League and the unfounded conspiracy theories make them football’s “flat Earthers”'

Read the full column 👇
https://t.co/HA4OOFcWrR

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

@FlyoutChase I’m your opp and I actually am planning your accidental assassination as we speak.

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

You should always keep a stash of cheese hidden somewhere.

In queso emergency.

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

@_Rizzler @Polymarket Dude we are way more than “a trillion” in debt you know nothing about the world

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

@ThinkAppraiser @Polymarket Who gives a shit what Denmark thinks about Trump, they don’t live there. Not everyone is playing political theater 24/7, they can still do a deal if they hate him. He will offer a fair deal and they will accept it. It’s in their interest too for us to have bases there.

[nic carter @nic_carter]

I can’t believe we black bagged a narco dictator without considering all available options first, like paying an NGO $100b to put on queer musical theater productions in Caracas

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

@RCallahanWaco I think that you might be one of the least intelligent individuals on God’s Green Earth.

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

"Next slide, please"

— someone doing a video presentation about the history of playgrounds

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Damn they got two bass pro shops

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

@marcmaravillas I played College soccer with him- Michael Collodi- and I would just yell “HERE WE GO JOSH ALLEN”

[thelawshorts @thelawshorts]

The hard pill you need to swallow is that the suburban middle class dad who has 3 kids, a 2014 Chevy Silverado, a pretty attractive wife, and mows the lawn right before watching Ohio State football every Saturday with some chili & a Busch Light, is actually more capable than you in nearly every area of life.

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

@MurrayHillGuy1 I am far from politically correct… dude you’re not cool for calling women bitches. You’re also not cool in general.

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

@P2WFantasy https://t.co/EVKdYwlN0L plz look at my draft from the 5 in a 12 man full point ppr league

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

@morellifit Is Antipodes sparkling water safe/safer. Looks like a clear bottle aside from a small amount of black text. Just about the only one I can find. Super expensive though.

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

Many mental disorders are better defined as circadian disorders.

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

@hotgirlhala Holy smokes she did a great job all around

[Matthew David Goodman @MattDavidGoody]

@normietrashbmbo Blah blah blah, men suck, blah blah