Mattdennis

I am the creator of the webcomic A Skewed Paradise. I like stuff.

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In the last week, I've made my own pickles, bbq sauce, and jam. I am now excited over a coffee brewer arriving today. WHEN DID I GET OLD?

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106 days? Well that's not scary or anything.

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Holy crap I'm hungry.

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TIL eating a banana is a slightly higher dose of radiation than living within 50 miles of a nuclear power plant for a year.

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@piccolan It must be from all the wap they wisten to. That was terrible.

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10,000 yeeeearrs will give you such a crick in the neck!

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I guess after a good 2-3 years, I should change my icon. One hat to rule them all, my friends.

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Apparently I've been having a buzzing social life, according to the people @-mentioning me in their endeavors.

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@fauxkeegan You monster, you wouldn't dare! What is it you want?!

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My Google ad seems convinced that I need a Filipino woman.

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Well that was a bit of a sudden and lengthy disappearance. Hi, Twitter!

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Slept with contacts in. My eyes are now sul fuoco. Siiiii :(

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@lepas http://t.co/fUxLKKMc

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We get a massive extended snowstorm every single February, yet each year I am always surprised by it.

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I can't sit still today. Well, more so than usual.

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Hmm, added a background image to the site. It's just clouds for now, but I'm still not so sure it looks better than before.

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Should have brought my sketchpad to work today... I literally have nothing to do right now.

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@ChrisHallbeck That's crazy talk, man. Your blood-ice-cream levels must be dangerously low.

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@Nashman88 I do believe you have the wrong Matt Dennis. However, I hope good ol' Matt thoroughly enjoys wherever he is going!