Matt Dernlan

Eating cheese, raking leaves, word salad espresso beans

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@waxworkrecords Godzilla's breath be like "damn Godzilla here have a mint you're putting out some real fumes" #Godzillaboxset

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@Ask_Spectrum internet was spotty all morning and down for hours now (Los Angeles) when can we expect it back?

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It's 2020 what are you still doing on Twitter?

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It was hard to whittle it down but here are my favorite tracks on
#PANG by @carolineplz

The Gate
Pang
New Normal
Hit Me Where It Hurts
I Give Up
Look At Me Now
Insomnia
Ocean of Tears
Hey Big Eyes
Go As A Dream
Caroline Shut Up
So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings
Door
Parachute

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It's Spooktober and we aren't talking about this incredible oner from Evil Dead II enough! What a performance from @GroovyBruce and whoever had to chase him with the camera!

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@musicpronoun Hope this helps

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@thesamiiproject @matthewdear @Tourist signal boost, still waiting on that e-mail

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Look I'm not super proud of how long I spent on this but we can't change the past please RT

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Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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@TomSchnauz Always figured you for more of a panini guy

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Ok but like it's weird that whales can't breathe underwater right?

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More like Beto O'Dork am I right?

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@shalloumusic r you building to something?

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@JaimePrimak Hiya! New in town but I'm in LA and I'm writing!

[Clays & Birds @ClaysandBirds]

Every year as we move away from the events of 9/11, I find the images of the towers falling don’t impact the way they use to. I now try to focus on individual stories from that day to help remind me of the emotions I felt. This year I want to focus on the dogs of 9/11

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@DanaSchwartzzz Oh sure your car can't be outside the space mark but they can't even print "BE" inside the lines smdh

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@musicpronoun Yes! Los Angeles needs you

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You, a basic office e-mail bitch - "Nice to e-meet you!"

Me, an e-mail intellectual - "Nice to make your e-quaintance."

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Wisconsin is America's Russia

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@GottliebShow Making fun of the younger generation who's working harder than you've ever had to in your entire life is the most Boomer thing ever