Matt Schulze

Nerdy ops guy turned software developer. I will platonically flirt with you, don't test me. Check my likes at your own risk

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

@dippedinpoison I hope you have a comfortable and speedy recovery Po!

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

If I had a nickel for every time both my psychiatrist and therapist left or closed their practice within 6 months of each other, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice right?

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

Fucking bad. Fixing yourself is not fun, thanks for asking

[rose @roseuwu_]

There is a MAN somewhere right now who has:

• no GF
• no side chics
• no sneaky links

Just by himself and fixing himself.

How is life bro?

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

God damnit... I'll be chuckling at this for a month

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Warning: Do not adopt any new code editors this month. Beware the IDEs of March.

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

The personal attack was wildly uncalled for

[shaggy @shaggysurvives]

unfortunate that some men have the “attracted to lesbians” sexuality

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

Every time I complain that vibe coding produces slop, people tell me I can get better results by writing more specific instructions for the machine to follow. Good idea! But I think we need a catchier name for the concept of writing specific instructions for a machine to follow.

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

Hey There Delilah

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

Fuck your favorite song. Tell me your least favorite. One that you despise. I don’t need a reason why, just tell me.

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

To be SUPER clear, I do it because server logs are in 24 hour format and I was tired of doing math while reading them

[greg @greg16676935420]

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

I feel like it must be hard to be a therapist now because they can't just look at their patients in mid spiral and say "Are things really as bad right now as they feel?".

Yeah, yeah they really are that fucking bad

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

... What year is it???

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

God damnit. This one got me

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

Depression and insomnia are such an ass combination. Sleep is the only break I fucking get from my own hell of a mind scape and instead I'm just exhausted in the dark alone with someone who hates my guts

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

@phaseatknight I'm begging you to stop because I have things to do but I'm praying you never stop because your Judy cosplays are fucking incredible 🤣

But seriously thank you for sharing these with us. It brightens up my otherwise doom ridden feed 💛

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

The whiplash of feeling like shit, finding something that works and feeling good for a week or a month, then feeling like even worse shit is a roller coaster I want off of.

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

@KableKompany So fucking proud of you man! Literally inspiring me to get my steps up too. Love you brotha!

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

@KableKompany I'm so fucking proud of you brother

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

Day 2 of taking Adderall and I feel like I could fight God and win

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

@KableKompany @Thebestfigen You're a good friend

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

@AboveTP it's not karma, it's the algorithm 😂

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

Your bloodlust does have consequences in Arc Raiders, as a dev confirms, 'we do analyse behaviour and match accordingly' https://t.co/LYRCQfwDfv

[Matt Schulze @MattDevTech]

@KableKompany Same dude, it's a fucking problem