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I got shot by stinky Pete

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All religions are Jewish change my mind.

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Can you get arrested for stealing a tip jar? Asking for a friend.

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I’m calling it, Thanos is going to be taken Down by rocket raccoon wielding storm breaker.

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@Manky54782907 Sure glad I’m not a stupid farthead... not to name names.

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@Manky54782907 #lostcause #youstooped #brokenface #recked

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The Big Lebowski is a western, change my mind.

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@Manky54782907 #crustyoldman #leadface #foolsgold #sirens #kanye2020

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@Manky54782907 #homophobe #urstillgay #dumptrucks4life

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@Manky54782907 #lowblow #urstillgay #dumptruck4life

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@Manky54782907 Well that settles it... your gay.

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@Manky54782907 A “lady friend” is commonly used as a side character in westerns as a sort of accent to the plot, of it where a rom com, the love interest would be a much more focused, sharing the spotlight with our friend Jeffery. The fact that she is not held to the spotlight equally. #pwnd

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@Manky54782907 I find the the “romance” you reference is heartless, and thus not formative to the plot. However themes of a swashbuckling hero rolling into town to kick the shit out of his wrongdoers. Not to mention it had a final showdown outside the bowling alley.

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@Manky54782907 Give me the proof you swine wrangling old fart!