Matte Von Alba

Barn owl | Trying to be a decent person | 🏳️‍🌈 | Logistics worker | Moving to US soon | DMs always open

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

Oh look its me

made by @brinep00l

[maggot//milk @MaggtMilk]

very stvpid doodle inbetween larger stvff

[Strix (Gryphon Era) @soullessstrix]

angry avian at the furry nail salon: what do you mean you don’t do beak sharpening

[atago ♥️🤍 @Atago_Is_Here]

keltec needs a company-wide drug test what the fuck is this

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

*inconvenience

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

God i love working for 13 hours, i feel so much energy in me right now i could kill someone if they slightly unconvince me

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

They took my fucking eyes

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

Need to wake up at 5 am tomorrow.

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

I find it funny that i switch jobs exactly every 6 months

[Fun 🐦‍⬛🪶🔜 ASC / MP @fun_X3]

Give a bird ear scratches and they'll fold like an omelette in a second

[feench 🐦 @feenchiebirb]

BREAKING NEWS: BIRDS ARE STACKABLE

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

This is who runs this page btw

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

@soullessstrix Yes.

[Hexokinase @ohyikes123]

This is who runs this account btw :> 🐦‍⬛

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

The high pressure pump officially died. It runs smoothly on idle though and i managed to drive it out of the garage by its own power.

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

I swear my car has personal beef with me. I fixed fuel injectors and the high pressure pump decided to die. Like what the fuck dude, you cannot spend all the time broken in garage, lock the fuck in.

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

I swear my car has personal beef with me. I fixed fuel injectors and the high pressure pump decided to die. Like what the fuck dude, you cannot spend all the time broken in garage, lock the fuck in.

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

@ohyikes123 Hiiiii

[Strix (Gryphon Era) @soullessstrix]

no, furries, your short avian friends are not chicken nuggets

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

Stuff got so bad i really considering doing it

[Matte Von Alba @MatteVonAlba]

When i say "fuck my stupid life" i don't mean it to get even worse, ffs