Matt Eyles

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[Matt Eyles @MattEyles4]

tried to hold my girlfriend’s hand halfway through the barbie movie and she looked at me weird

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@Antony_Post @Collider YOOO let’s go!!!!🥳🥳🥳

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@MilkCartonPanda dick so good you said yes

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Diet dr pepper #dietdr pepper

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@sarahkopp27 peak entertainment. sometimes i just go on there bc it looks nice and don’t learn a single thing

[Barry Keoghan @BarryKeoghan]

Id have a go of @jakepaul tho ☘️🇮🇪🐺

[Matt Eyles @MattEyles4]

I think the one requirement for a state having a Waffle House is you had to be on the wrong side of the civil war

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

John wick was Neo the whole time WTF 🤯

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@AKFirezSSB heh

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@gemmamiller1206 idk i didnt read the bible

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is 68 just 69 but with a snowman

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@welsh_ms if i just wanna hang with you can I pretend i’m a rising senior

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ayo anyone watch that wizard of oz reference in Wicked? 🤯

[Matt Eyles @MattEyles4]

@mehkiiiii Gotchu fam😋

[Matt Eyles @MattEyles4]

@mr_didonato “at the end of the day, you and I are just a couple of west side stories” -riff i think

[Matt Eyles @MattEyles4]

@schwartzhmhs im totally gonna fail this one mrs schwartz

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@gracenyberg @mr_didonato Listen it has never failed me once