Albert Einstein

Business man / Entrepreneur

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

Building the dream today so I’ll be living the dream tomorrow

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

@McDonalds please explain to me how this qualifies as a chocolate shake?

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

Melania Trump pulling up to the inauguration. 01/20/25 Colorized

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

At first I didn’t believe the allegations that Trump beat women, but now I’ve seen him do it twice

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

Should not have done the drinking game during the debate. Now I’m absolutely hammered to the floor and have to work in the morning #PresidentialDebate2024

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

Went to @Wendys for the first time with very high hopes; left extremely disappointed.

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

There’s nothing worse then watching your grandparents grow old

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

“Screw the government” - grandma every year when she is doing taxes

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

Girls tell me they like country music but then can’t tell me who Conway Twitty and Alan Jackson are. Get outta here

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

Can @DanAndShay please pull a Taylor Swift and get the fuck off of country radio. Sincerely everyone that likes actual country music.

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

Not even legal shooting hours and I already have a death list for squirrels

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

I’ve never met the guy, but I love Elon Musk on tweeter.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@realDailyWire I’m tempted to say that this will drive viewership of your movie, but … no one watches CNN lol

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

When the U.S. currency collapses I’m switching all my money to B&L bucks

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

Hey @elonmusk , what is the future plan for the Tesla company? Are you planning on expanding the company into different business dealings or will you start new businesses instead? I am interested in investing in Tesla but what to know that it’s going to continue to grow.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

“I’m going to quit tech and go work on a farm” is really compelling if you don’t know what working on a farm is like

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

My dad always said, “never sell the land, Kristi. God isn’t making any more of it.”

South Dakota will NOT be selling our land to Communist China. Today, I announced my plan to guarantee that we protect our vital agriculture resources from nations that hate us.

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

Things are really getting out of hand. Mcchickens are up over 30% this year alone.

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

@elonmusk Make Jacob Guggisberg the CEO. He doesn’t have twitter so he would come with an outside, unbiased perspective.

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

We must ban foreign nationals & companies from buying American farmland.

[Albert Einstein @MattGuggisberg]

Every year that I make money the government takes some of it, but every year that I lose money they never give any back.