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Self-help, but honest. Growth mindset, but tired. Here for the jokes and the uncomfortable truths.

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Did you know?

"Salary" is derived from Latin for "the amount specifically calculated to be not quite enough."

[Lebo @StaxCooks]

@kekgotso_ In big 2026 you can’t still be thinking that things from china are of an inferior quality.

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[Nostra, House of Gold @Nostre_damus]

first guy infected by the plague running to board a plane

[ServusDei 🇻🇦 @GTJaycrow]

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I trust my GPS more than I trust my own sense of direction, and it has let me down equally.

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In the bathroom probably🤷‍♂️

[yreva @uffyebanda]

Be honest, Where do you see yourself in 30 minutes?

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I've started calling naps "strategic downtime" and nobody's challenged me on it yet.

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My charger cable has exactly one angle that works and it knows it has leverage.

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@lunardreamn Chudai!!

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My phone's autocorrect knows me better than most people in my life, and it's still often wrong.

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Lost an argument with a jar lid today. Public record now reflects this.

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My landlord texts faster than my friends ever have, truly a professional at urgency.

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

I used to put this in my school bag, only to find my books had finished my juice.😭

[Jimmy WeebShooter🍎🌸🧟‍♀️🔮🐱(🪻⚡️) 🍳 @GunweebJimmy]

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Walked into a shop today, forgot what I came for, bought something else entirely out of guilt for standing there too long, and left more confused than when I arrived.🫣🥲🥲

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Borrowed a pen from a coworker in January. Still have it. We've both silently agreed to never bring it up.

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@SiyabongaOnX Minimum requirement summarised in a pic🤣