Matthew Weil

Ummm, my name is Matt? Haha.

[Sara @tri_Sara_topps2]

My boyfriend really knows how to kick this holiday off. @Matthew_Weil #AprilFoolsDay #ihateyou #kinda #notreally

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Wow. Just, wow.

[Matthew Weil @Matthew_Weil]

Me: "Long winded comment about making your audience uncomfortable."

@TheDoctorJade "Wow. You just Brechted all over the place."

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Sex is like pizza...

[Matthew Weil @Matthew_Weil]

@aCommonWhteGirl is stupid.

[BroBible @BroBible]

yessss

[Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes]

"Your attitude is either the lock on, or the key to the door of success." - Denis Waitley

[Myq (Parenthetical) Kaplan @myqkaplan]

this is a haiku / everything is a haiku / if you stop at the

[Matthew Weil @Matthew_Weil]

Pooping in the dark is a new challenge. #poweroutage #olympicsport

[Matthew Weil @Matthew_Weil]

@FrancescaContin yeah yeah #stillgonnapunchyou #stillloveyouthough :P

[Matthew Weil @Matthew_Weil]

@FrancescaContin I'm gonna punch you in the head. :P

[Brotips @brotips]

"Education is the most powerful weapon we can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela