Matthew Asiaban

Business Owner | Pop Culture Connoisseur | Random Guy Complaining on the Internet

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

Us: “An H-1B took my dream job, Blackstone bought my dream home, and Flock is spying on my kids.

Can you help?”

Them: “Lake America 🌅”

[Matthew Asiaban @MatthewAsiaban]

@JaceYarbrough W Jace! It takes true dedication to go door-to-door in this Texas heat.

[Matthew Asiaban @MatthewAsiaban]

@LeadingReport I’d argue it’s actually harder to win as a Republican. Candidates on the right usually need high voter turnout, which means strong engagement plus the ability to pull in Libertarians and Independents. Democrats, by contrast, tend to benefit when turnout is low.

[Matthew Asiaban @MatthewAsiaban]

@DemzDeliver 🫡🇺🇸

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Flock has 120,000 cameras tracking cars across America, no warrant required. Over 5,000 police agencies have signed on. This isn't crime fighting. This is mass surveillance of every American, and a violation of our 4th Amendment rights.

[KWTX News 10 @kwtx]

#STATE: A North Texas county has shut down its network of Flock automated license plate reader cameras, saying the technology amounted to warrantless surveillance of residents going about their daily lives.

🔗 https://t.co/Voi7EQSmox

[Matthew Asiaban @MatthewAsiaban]

@TMZ Save the cheerleader, save the world.

This one hurts. Rest in peace. 🙏

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

It’s funny watching people who have never built anything explain how the economy should work

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

Don’t ever forget how you were treated when people thought you were finished.

[Matthew Asiaban @MatthewAsiaban]

@Polymarket #ThanosWasRight

[Matthew Asiaban @MatthewAsiaban]

@JonnyBlox I shouldn’t be trusted with adult money.

[Matthew Asiaban @MatthewAsiaban]

Crazy how we need to keep asking for proof of life for a sitting senator.

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

This one fucking killed me

[Matthew Asiaban @MatthewAsiaban]

@MCUFilmNews @thisisheart Bro same

[Matthew Asiaban @MatthewAsiaban]

💀💀💀
#freetony #freeromo

[JD  @JDGoldboys]

😭😭😭

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

"The entire point of the 2020 lockdowns was to halt money velocity, so they could print $6 trillion and bail out the banking system without causing hyper-inflation."

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨STOP SCROLLING: Everyone Should Bear Witness To This Savage TAKEDOWN of Dr. Fauci by Senator Josh Hawley.

Watch as he DECIMATES Fauci and makes him SQUIRM in his seat.

This is how all of our Representatives and Senators in Congress should act.

Total MASTERCLASS

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

So the bread has glass in it, the lettuce has diarrhea-causing bacteria, the eggs have salmonella, the beef has screw worms, the produce is somehow bad all the time now, AND everything is more expensive.

What the actual fck is going on?

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

The feds arrested the Tate bros before Fauci or any Epstein pedo

Tells you everything you need to know

[Matthew Asiaban @MatthewAsiaban]

This will have such a positive impact on overall mental health.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

House has voted to make daylight saving time permanent ☀️

• It next goes to the Senate

• The U.S. would keep later sunsets year-round

[Matthew Asiaban @MatthewAsiaban]

@DiscussingFilm These studios are desperate to pump out content which is why 90% of everything made now is slop.

Imagine how bad that script was…