Matthew Bare

“Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.” - Charlie Chaplin

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

This is a Barney Stinson statistic if I’ve ever heard one.

[🟠 George @OneGSisneros]

"83% Of All Marriages Are Unhappy"

My wife gives her very best advice to get you into the top 17%

// a thread 🧵

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

I want Rodgers gone. 10 points at home against a 5 seed after all your grandstanding all year? How about you just shut up and go home.

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

I literally frightened people at this bar with how hard I slapped the table after that dropped pop up between Rowdy and Woody

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

@aDrive_tK Wait, why not a ghost hunter skin?

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

@CWLuecke That’s totally fair. Dave was just built to entertain. I saw them at Summerfest and they played for 3 hours straight without a break.

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

@CWLuecke Foo Fighters!

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

@JosephineMars42 I hope you’re well too! I’ve loved following your content. Keep it up.

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

@JosephineMars42 When I lived in Iowa, MLB TV blacked out the Brewers, Cubs, White Sox, Cardinals, Twins, AND Rockies. It was absurd.

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

Damn y’all. I grew up in this house.

[FOX6 News @fox6now]

Fire crews responded to a home on Keswick Court following a lightning strike Wednesday afternoon.​ https://t.co/LJVa3bMiy3

[aDrive @aDrive_tK]

Giving away 5 LEGIT Coco Movie Ticket Cards to random people who ♻️RT and 🐛Follow me!

5 Random Winners will receive a code for:
Shiny Celebi
New Mythical - Zarude

Simply RT and Follow!

💡🌩️I'll choose 5 winners once I get power back (likely next 48 hours)

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

@MiLB White jersey, Bare, 13 please!

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

This might be the best thing I have ever seen in the game of baseball #homerunderby2019

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

See? I wasn’t exaggerating!

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

This ball was hit so hard that it knocked over the fan that dared to try to catch it. 😱 #ThisIsMyCrew

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

Moose just blasted a home run so hard that it knocked over a fan in the bleachers #BrewCrew

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

The hypocrisy of allowing one of these things and not the other is truly mind boggling. Dude can’t have a wedding registry but an entire team can be gifted shoes?!

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

Oh hell yeah

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

#Brewers talking to free-agent closer Craig Kimbrel, sources tell me and @ByRobertMurray.

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

#retweet4good

[Aaron Rodgers @AaronRodgers12]

Please take a minute to watch this and if you can, take a few seconds to retweet this using the #retweet4good
All the money goes to a great organization for the immediate needs and the recovery efforts for the #CampFireParadise
Thank you 🙏🏻 #ButteStrong #payitforward

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Home Shopping Network segments and then asked it to write a Home Shopping Network segment of its own. Here is the first page.

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

GAME SEVEN

[Matthew Bare @MatthewBare513]

I’m in the process of setting out every single Brewers item that I own in our living room. God bless my wife for putting up with my neuroses.