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[M@ @MatthewBaynard]

Wine moms walked so seltzer sons could run

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@nabelliveau97 I’d prefer Scottish

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The club smells like literal protein powder

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I’ve been on Reddit for 30 mins and I think my IQ went up by 40 points

[M@ @MatthewBaynard]

Daylights savings boggles me. Imagine I start talking about how we should set back the time so I have more sunshine to do stuff. And countries listen and say ok

[Marksman @Marksman]

Best Pokémon is still Articuno.

Ice god for the win.

#Pokemon25thAnniversary

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Godzilla would decimate King Kong

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Imagine teaching somebody about only one year of life (specifically this year) and how impactful it was to the world as a large.

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Any mainstream media news station sound like a bad podcast

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The Polar Express is a certified Christmas BANGER

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I want a dragon. I’d name it draGOON.

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@AzMaticVGC Groudo could probably take at least 80,000,000 and that’s a low estimate

[Saint Laurent Don @21savage]

yessirskiiii

[gino @GinoPambo]

it costs $20 to retweet my art

[The Pittsburgh Charlie Kelly @handler_moose]

I don’t care who you are or where you come from, Bruce Springsteen slaps

[M@ @MatthewBaynard]

Judge me not on my character but by my clash of clans base

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Flashing Lights by Kanye West BUT it’s a slow jam

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Landon Cube has locks

[M@ @MatthewBaynard]

Can somebody please explain the secret to Arthur Longo’s pop? Im asking for a friend