Matthew Denakis

I'm a 23 year old with the joint and back problems of the entire geriatric population

[Matthew Denakis @MatthewDenakis]

So many unnecessary deaths...

[IGN @IGN]

The Helldivers 2 community was left in tatters after Malevelon Creek, dubbed "Space Vietnam" by players, finally fell to the Automatons. https://t.co/MJfznUytQf

[Matthew Denakis @MatthewDenakis]

@MrBeast Fuck it, we ball

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Matthew Denakis @MatthewDenakis]

Learning that @DamienHaas voicing Heller in starfield has made him a permanent crew member. #Starfield

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@DenakisCoral I don't think I've ever told you no to getting pizza. I'll even call them myself.

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@kothscreens @DenakisCoral

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@DenakisCoral
If you throw a piece of popcorn at my face and I catch it, I'll make a tiktok with you

[Matthew Denakis @MatthewDenakis]

Summer in Alaska is inbound, as flying monstrosities that this state calls mosquitos are everywhere.
Sharpie for reference. https://t.co/4OIFxQw6BC

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Obligatory "it's April and still have feet of snow outside" post.
Fyi this kiddo handled a long ass walk without difficulty https://t.co/RapiMpiAVA

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Smol human delivers very important letter. https://t.co/dAKxSuofB1

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45 degrees! https://t.co/CDD1TKAbD6

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Jaeger being confused as to why we weren't running. https://t.co/i8Hg8Lzigs

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My wife is trying to bully me, and Facebook coming in clutch https://t.co/g3Sp4s0aRN

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The self confidence of this messy-haired princess! https://t.co/eAYC4XIgia

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Me and Coral missing chipotle every day while in alaska https://t.co/1B80qUPZO2

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Snack time with the munchkin https://t.co/riFW7lB4w8

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The little one when she's not trying steal snacks and run away from you. https://t.co/U9FZOJETN0

[JR @HisCromulency]

This is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen all week

[Matthew Denakis @MatthewDenakis]

Valentines day wrapping up with hand made chocolate covered strawberries. (These better be good I'm already pissed that my fondue dinner failed) https://t.co/o4171cXjYf

[Matthew Denakis @MatthewDenakis]

Get you a wife that gets overly excited about knitted beanies at a store in-town, then promptly tires herself by talking about said beanies, and then passes out. https://t.co/e6OdI4o9uL