Matthew Drennan

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Drop Carson Wentz offa blimp in to the Pacific Ocean and never say his name to me again

[LM @tweetsclear]

@meakoopa https://t.co/LzmdtWTfKD

[Dallas Morning News @dallasnews]

Our front page, May 28, 2022.

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

#FOXFanBracket ROUND 1: No. 3 @AtlantaFalcons vs No. 6 @WashingtonNFL

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

To my two followers, I was wrong and I'm sorry. There was nothing democratic about what just happened.

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

Do yourselves and the country a favor, watch the debate. Not as a republican or a Democrat, but as an American citizen about to partake in one of our greatest and most underappreciated freedoms, the right to vote.

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

@DineshDSouza How many years did you serve for our country? Where is your public service record, beyond illegal campaign contributions? Kindly, shut the fuck up.

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

@DavidDrennan6 @natelfowler This tweet is coming to you straight from my bathroom...

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

@DDrennan6

[Rotoworld Football @rotoworld_fb]

Chargers no longer negotiating with Gordon https://t.co/WQWHgHQN9M

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

@maxi_g13 But actually, Samurai Cop by Dave Matthews Band

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

Parenting thought of the day:
Not sure this is how this works but I've decided what I want my father daughter dance to be at my daughter's wedding. May be jumping the gun because she's 3 but that's besides the point.

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

@maxi_g13 No, the imperial march

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

Parenting 101:

Lil Nas X: 🎶I'm gonna take my hoes to the hotel room...🎶
His mom: The fuck you say?

[Thrones Facts | HOTD 🐉 @Thrones_Facts]

E3 of #GameOfThrones S8, the Battle of Winterfell, will feature the longest battle sequence in film or TV history. The episode boasts the most characters since the pilot & director Miguel Sapochnik says it's longer than 'The Lord of the Rings' Helm's Deep siege 🔥

(via @EW) #GoT

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

If doing some organic gardening in my old Air Force Ones, listening to 90's alternative rock doesn't scream "Millenial Dad" I don't know what does.

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

To whoever is reading this:

I am 2 hours in to playing Shimmer and Shine with my daughter and there's no end in sight. I have given up on being rescued and I have started to make my own escape plans. If I dont make it through the day tell my XBOX I never stopped loving her.

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

Remember that one time it snowed and everyone was like "so much for global warming"? Well its 64 degrees right now in Maryland...

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Perspective: Redskins ignore Colin Kaepernick, sign Reuben Foster and remind us of who they are https://t.co/iSJDNuQIK9

[Matthew Drennan @MatthewDrennan2]

They know what I mean... #banditotour