Matthew

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[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

I've just received an email back from my college after they've asked me for an interview only to realise my name is BIG BLOKE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Libby Tarde 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @LibbyTard17]

@PolitlcsUK I am not supporting these far right clowns. The Greens are the way forward inshallah

[Libby Tarde 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @LibbyTard17]

Me next week with the two Eritreans i’m giving asylum to

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

you ever look down at your cock and just think wow ive got a cock

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

Imagine if instead of being the great gig in the sky it was the great gig in butlins

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

Imagine if instead of being lucifer sam it was lucifer skibidi toilet

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

Imagine if instead of being careful with that axe, Eugene, it was careful with that axe, john pork

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

@prodluma When the fuck did you spawn a mullet in

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

Shakespeare made up hundreds of words and hes a genius, i make up one and im daft. Make it make sense

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

Shock putting ink on your arms make your arms look black, couldve told you that for free lad

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Guy rubbed squid ink on himself and showed the results after nearly a week 😬

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

@tav_80085 cold

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

Hate the phrase ‘mini heatwave’ its just a bit warm lads you dont have to say theres a heatwave every time the sun come out

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

Why do fat flies have to be so damn loud, i get it your in my room, can you leave now

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

.https://t.co/EFrz78F9rt such a shit video yeah well done mate elephants have trunks. soon youre gonna tell me cats have tails and humans have fingers. no passion no excitement NOTHING, absolute waste of 19 seconds.

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

2025 years ago jesus pulled off an absolute madness. Respect.

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

@iambigtav @prodluma We’re gonna rawdog for 96 hours straight

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

Looks like the lad from this is england

[Goth Chris @Goth__Chris]

No, hes a little cunt

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

You gotta make some salted caramel nibbles at some point they would bang @CadburyUK

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

@iambigtav Reckon they probably found a sharp rock and went to town on it

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

@prodluma No i just like drunk sit down wees

[Matthew @MatthewGrinn_]

Nothing better than a drunk sit down wee