Matthew Jones

Surely the mothership will beam me back to my home planet soon. Enjoying films, plays, running and vegan things while I wait.

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

@TPEassist no sign of the 7:08 yarm to middlesbrough this morning. Trainline says it's been and gone?

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

@RatedHpod @BenTaylorson The Happening. Shyamalan was robbed.

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

@BenTaylorson

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

@rohirrim983 Cheers - heading back from London with a cold, so not sure I'll make it myself!

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

Bit... unforgiving those trouser-shorts #Eurovision2023

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

Strong squatting cyborg vibes. #Eurovision2023

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

It's time! #Eurovision2023

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

It's like an angry Czech B*witched. With two extra ones. #Eurovision2023

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

@BenTaylorson Punching his way out of a crate? #WIN

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

I worked in a shop with a self playing piano once. It was hell. Nul points. #Eurovision2023

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

This should end with him being twanged out of the area. #Eurovision2023

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

@BenTaylorson When did Robert Carlyle turn into Ken Barlow?

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

@BenTaylorson

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

@BenTaylorson Live scenes

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

Absolutely phenomenal production of #HenryV @leedsplayhouse Broke the play down and built it back up for (in...) the 21st century.  Tremendous work.

[2:22 A Ghost Story @222aghoststory]

IT’S HAPPENING! 🚨
#222AGhostStory is heading on its first ever major UK tour.
We can’t wait to bring this West End phenomenon to a theatre near you!
Check out our website for tour dates: https://t.co/19w12NMyyB

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

@BenTaylorson "BECAUSE IT IS MY NAME!"

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

DOUBLE THE TERROR

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

Absolute privilege to see @HarmanMarcus final @DEHWestEnd performance. Something very special.

[Matthew Jones @MatthewJones56]

@BenTaylorson