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[Cpt. Kangaroo @MatthewKangaroo]

@RussellNeilVx @robdoar "See: case closed!!!"
Two seconds later...
"Damn, it's hard to see... why didn't she zoom in..?"

How do you not recognize the motivated reasoning you exhibit?

[Cpt. Kangaroo @MatthewKangaroo]

@BlairRuby123 @riwired @AFStreamWatch The whistles are to warn others that the gestapo in the vicinity, dimwit.

[Cpt. Kangaroo @MatthewKangaroo]

@JBFlint "Many Producers regularly create content for streaming services..." No they don't. They enlist the time, skill & labor of others to create the content. So pay them!

[Cpt. Kangaroo @MatthewKangaroo]

@reardon_shaun @PRGuy17 Was very rude of the original drafters of the constitution to omit the existence of the first Australians. Should vote yes based on our knowledge that they planned to breed them out of existence alone.

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@timheidecker @SammySeppuku Sam just won the beef. Your response shoulda been. F that loser.

[Cpt. Kangaroo @MatthewKangaroo]

@edsanville @rcam_tv @ZubyMusic @MattWalshBlog Okay, dummy.

[Cpt. Kangaroo @MatthewKangaroo]

My little brother when he needs his cartoon fix and dad gets home while I'm watching TV.

[Cpt. Kangaroo @MatthewKangaroo]

@willmenaker "Unscheduled disassembly." Who knew Elon was a genius wordsmith!

[Cpt. Kangaroo @MatthewKangaroo]

@RachelBitecofer

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@eriz35 @kendallybrown @stevanzetti Yes, the junior recruiter was responsible in that they posted publicly the part that was for staff eyes only.

[Cpt. Kangaroo @MatthewKangaroo]

@RNCResearch Anybody'd think he had a security detail that needs to know where he is and where he's going at all times.

[Cpt. Kangaroo @MatthewKangaroo]

@halomancer1 1995

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@DrJillStein Wtf is goin on with Rubio's ears? Russian radio waves?

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@pwafork Did he visit Saudi Arabia?

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@PeachesNPlum @paul_haesler @PRGuy17

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@DeviceDoctor2 @shaneellall

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@TheGreyChris @PRGuy17 Won't they? What they gonna do about it?

[Cpt. Kangaroo @MatthewKangaroo]

@Christie_Whelan Bah. It's mostly spam.

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@BowTiedKong "I have a friend..." Yeah, okay bud. Condolences on the fact that boasting like a finance influencer isn't working with the ladies. Luckily there's an easy fix: just boast harder & louder during dates. 10x that shit so they can't possibly mistake your alpha status. Thank me later