Matthew Keating

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

@bubblywums @survivetheark Idk how many hours I’ve lost due to this game not being able to save correctly!

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

@bubblywums @survivetheark Fix the effin saving system on your ps4 edition! I just lost 1500 cementing paste and a level 75 bird because it didn’t save when I told it to!!!!

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

@MatPatGT just saw this in the gym next to my house....thought ditto wasn't actually in the game?

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

Still not packed for Disney...we leave at 6...lol

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

Listen to Made Monster - Get Up by Ninety9Lives #np on #SoundCloud
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[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

S/O to the cat that walked all over my clean car last night.

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

Check out this video from #weatherchannel https://t.co/0G78KWFFGT

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

I'm convinced people turn their ps4's on and then just walk away feeling slightly more satisfied then before....

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

Every fucking car I want to test drive is unavailable! What the fuck!

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

@SJSchauer "what type of meat comes in the beef noodle bowl...." I thought it was a trick question....

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

@cmertus why are we related to the whitest person alive....?

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

Fun fact of last night, when you mess with my girl, I break my fist on your face.... Fair enough.

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

Flight is booked!!!

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

Hippos kill more then 2,000 ppl a year.......why are 2,000 people fucking with hippos???

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

"Last night, a bird chased me and I wished it were you" Anchorman 2.....truer love has never existed!

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

That moment when you just try to go bowling and end up getting home at 2:30 am after far to many drinks....

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

I love that I am almost 24 years old and my mom can't respect my privacy enough to even stay out of my room when im working! Fuck off!!

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

Dude at McDonald's just yelled, "where the fuck are my fries" over the drive thru speaker....I was afraid to order fries...

[Matthew Keating @MatthewKeating7]

"Google, how many saltine crackers does it take to soak up last night's mistakes?" Can't wait to work in three hours....