Matthew Knauff

[Matthew Knauff @MatthewKnauff]

@Infinite_Logiz 2/sinx = 2cscx, not 2cosx

[Matthew Knauff @MatthewKnauff]

@Sibawayhi @pickover It's a reductio. The antecedent (reductio hypothesis) leads to a falsehood. So the antecedent is false. So the primes are infinite. If you'd taken beyond high school math you'd easily see this.

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@mistermetronome Just played a great cube with you! UB vs UG. First time I've played against you, ggs!

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Just saw chipmunk gnawing on snake. Am not high. Please advise. #Apocalypse?

[Matthew Knauff @MatthewKnauff]

Weekend plans: wear khakis, red shirt to @Target. Answer all questions with a pointed finger, a random number, and confidence. #TGIF

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Confirmed! Lehrer, Gladwell, & Co. are as brilliant as suspected: http://t.co/8I6Zqc7lne. If only e.g. Mark Twain had learned from them :(

[Matthew Knauff @MatthewKnauff]

Have you guys ever stolen pizza? I haven't.

[Matthew Knauff @MatthewKnauff]

So, observational humor. What's up with that?

[Matthew Knauff @MatthewKnauff]

Little do you know that "Two Broke Girls" is CBS's ill-timed response to "Ugly Betty."

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Really? I also like portmantoo.

[Matthew Knauff @MatthewKnauff]

Wait...someone's told AOL that 'online' is just one word, right? Or is this the 20-year, corporate version of broccoli in your teeth?

[Matthew Knauff @MatthewKnauff]

Dinner for lunch is the new breakfast for dinner.