Matthew Morrow

IR4J

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At what age is it acceptable to become a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend

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@Johallz This is fake news

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@CourtneyRyan77 Yeah, do that thing I like babe

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@CourtneyRyan77 You think he can only get hard to white noise? I need answers.

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@kgoodfellow15 It’s called fashion sweetheart

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@kgoodfellow15 This pandy made you reactivate your Twitter, don’t @ me

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Hey guys, so I’ve got a question.. being this is my first pandy, what are the rules about staying up late drinking beers playing harmonica?

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@CourtneyRyan77 @KodeRoberts Never got one, never seen one

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@KodeRoberts @CourtneyRyan77 Hook a brotha up

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@CourtneyRyan77 @KodeRoberts Kods has it

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@CourtneyRyan77 @KodeRoberts Dude your personality sucks, send the butt pics

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So I’m sitting there in this magical moment with this beautiful man... didn’t have the heart to tell him I dropped my juul... needless to say, I’m well Nic’d out and he’s still stuck

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Helped my neighbour try to get out of a snow drift this morning, put a good 10 minutes in but it wouldn’t budge... left becuase I was already late, but had to flip around.. the excitement on his face to see me come back was beautiful.. part 2 in reply’s

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@CourtneyRyan77 He’s never hit women, but there was that one time he beat the shit out of a woman

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@CourtneyRyan77 @KodeRoberts @markygoldman Have an eye

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@CourtneyRyan77 @markygoldman @KodeRoberts A father figure some would say

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@CourtneyRyan77 @markygoldman @KodeRoberts Could teach you a lot of things Coco...

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@CourtneyRyan77 @markygoldman @KodeRoberts I’m of the opinion you still don’t know the proper name

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@markygoldman @KodeRoberts @CourtneyRyan77 @CourtneyRyan77 had it right with bidet or “weird toilet that sprays up your butt”... that’s the true fountain of success