Matthew Mutnick

Jason derulo’s #1 fan | Tulane 2020 | Georgia Tech 2025

[Matthew Mutnick @MatthewMutnick]

the pralines and cream liqueur being just as illegal as a scythe

[New Orleans Airport @flyneworleans]

“idk why @TSA keeps flagging my bag” meanwhile this is the kind of stuff y’all are putting in your bags: 🧐

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Sometimes life imitates art

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Thinking about the Guggenheim Swatch collection

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@Braves Starting to think we just shouldn’t have pitchers

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Fully expect Andrea Bocelli to go from Nessun Dorma to Golden at the Winter Olympics opening ceremony

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@MLB @TMobile ME

[MLB @MLB]

GIVEAWAY!

Repost and reply for your chance to win an official @TMobile #HRDerby Money Ball!

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if i ever run for president my platform will be to (1) eliminate the game show tax and (2) make contact lens companies sell packs of 52 weeks instead of 48

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Hyped up this thanksgiving game far too much at work to show my face on Monday

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Trying very hard to watch election results but there’s also a spider on my ceiling I need to keep an eye on

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As a Tulane student, you know a hurricane is imminent when Mike Fitz brings out the windbreaker

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This is one of the craziest shows I have ever watched because they’re all kinda committing felonies

[Netflix @netflix]

Abandoned in the Alaskan wilderness and another survivor DUMPS OUT YOUR WATER.

Outlast Season 2 is now playing.

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It was in this moment I regretted doing a little trick for my followers

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There’s really only one thing to say when Michael Harris hits a homer

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When I hear a coworker say my name while they’re on a call https://t.co/gjNh0YMuzm

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8 months later…one move away from beating Threes

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Yeah I’m a gamer

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Took 9 months to beat my high score 😭 game 26,415

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JIMMY NO

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This being tweeted during a Nick Castellanos at bat

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WHAT do i need to do to get this to happen

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Do you think you could outrun RaceTrac's The Freeze? @RaceTrac

[Matthew Mutnick @MatthewMutnick]

The decathlon seems like the perfect event for indecisive people