Matt

[Officer Lew @officer_Lew]

Teammate beats his wife?

NFL players: crickets

Teammate introduces President Trump at an event?

NFL players: “I have to speak out against this.”

Make it make sense.

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

El de uber : "Mucha fiesta, joven"
Yo atrás:

[Joseph @iJosephX2]

5,840 Cigarettes

[New York Mets @Mets]

CARSON BENGE WALKS IT OFF AGAIN!

[New York Mets @Mets]

🔥🔥🔥

[Unbiased Mets Fan @TheMetsX]

Edwin Diaz’s star Rooster on its way to kill another chicken

[mika @_mikachu98]

The pan to Boone with his hand on his hip is frying me 😭

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Scientists in Costa Rica discovered a frog that looks just like Kermit the Frog

[raji 🦇 @maevesdean]

my name is dean winchester

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

Caught my wife doing laundry and stopped her immediately. I said, “Babe, it’s Mother’s Day. You don’t do chores today. Go sit down and relax; these clothes will still be here tomorrow.”

I’m such a good husband.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the final ‘JACKASS’ movie, featuring:

• A robot giving a rectal exam with its hand caked in peanut butter

• A electric shock collar on someone's penis before hitting a metal pole

• An escape room featuring an electric chair

In theaters on June 26.

[癒される動物 @cutest_animal1]

追いかけもせずにただただ蝶を眺める猫

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

A parasite that has been eating people for 3,500 years is about to be wiped off the planet. It infected 3.5 million people in 1986. Last year, it infected 10. And I have not seen it make a single front page.

It is called Guinea worm. You drink contaminated water from a pond in a poor village. A year later, a worm up to three feet long starts coming out of your leg through a burning blister. There is no pill that stops it and no surgery that works. You wrap the worm around a stick and pull it out slowly, over days or weeks, inch by inch. If you rush, the worm breaks inside you and causes a fresh infection.

Guinea worm is ancient. Preserved worms have been pulled out of Egyptian mummies from around 1000 BCE. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian medical scroll from 1550 BCE, describes pulling the worm out with a stick. For three and a half thousand years, that was the best humans could do.

Then in 1986, public health workers decided to kill the parasite off. They had no vaccine and no drug. What they had was cheap cloth water filters and a small army of volunteers willing to walk from village to village for decades.

The plan was simple. Give everyone who drinks from a pond a cloth filter to strain out the tiny water fleas that spread the parasite. Then send volunteers walking house to house, year after year, teaching people how to use the filters and keeping anyone with an emerging worm out of the water.

It worked. From 3.5 million cases a year to 10. Four were in Chad, four in Ethiopia, two in South Sudan. The other four countries where the worm used to be common, Angola, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and Mali, had zero human cases for the second year in a row. The World Health Organization has already certified 200 countries as Guinea worm free. Six are left.

The last hurdle is dogs. Cameroon had 445 infected animals last year and Chad had 147, so a lot of the remaining work is on animals, not humans. Strays get leashed, and crews treat ponds to kill any remaining worms. The campaign keeps watching until the number hits zero.

When Guinea worm hits zero, it becomes the second human disease ever erased from the planet. The first was smallpox. It will also be the first parasite humans have ever wiped out, and the first disease ever ended without a single dose of medicine. Volunteers walked village to village with cloth filters for 40 years. Now a plague from the age of the pharaohs is about to be gone.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Couldn’t make it to the game today?

RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!

[z사c7 @zackpr05]

“Here you go sir, your fully Pack-a-Punch’d weapon”

“That’s it? I don’t need to upgrade its rarity 5 times and spend an extra 45k points?

“No sir you just pay the 5,000 upfront and the weapon is fully maxed out”

[Matt @MatthewRoeder]

@MLB @Topps I hope so

[MLB @MLB]

Mike Trout is on a HEATER!

Repost and reply for a chance to win this Mike Trout @Topps Refractor card!

[🦑 @KJ2Burner_]

The person in charge of PlayStation network servers

[Matt @MatthewRoeder]

@AMAZlNGNATURE @Savebot___