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[Mash @MatthewRyan2375]

Can us men all agree on this??

[mau @rllydu]

can’t even go to the pound anymore cuz they might throw me in with the big dogs

[¢ @tbvnks]

aye i still be thinking why was them niggas tryna control a submarine with a GameCube controller

[Toxcyk @_toxicblonde]

In the lore, Jirachi doesn’t just wake up for anyone, instead he will reveal himself and awaken from his 1,000-year slumber only when he reacts to the voices of pure hearted children.

[illpunchyobackin 🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

Lmaoo this all I want fr

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THIS ANGLE OF THE JA’MARR CHASE CATCH IS ONE OF THE GREATEST EVER.

CHASE IS A HALL OF FAME TALENT.

INSANE:

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Aaron Rodgers hasn’t been blindsided this badly since Shailene Woodley told him her plans before they got married.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

mf got the cheese touch

[Forrest Miller 🎥🏆 @AlwaysFlacko]

Yo whatever animal they got him on camera fucking.. it's gotta be insane

[FergSZN @fergsznn]

All I know is Sean Lee isn’t letting that RB dump off to the left happen 5x in a row

[Lauren Windsor @lawindsor]

call me crazy, but i think pedophile enablers should go to prison

[*Moon* 🥑 @Luna_Mfitnesss]

Uñas impecables ✅
Tiempo de buscar un buen ángulo ✅
Buscar cómo verse bien llorando ✅
Tiempo de grabarse ✅
Tiempo de editar✅
Tiempo para subirlo a redes✅
Tiempo para ir al psicólogo por la depresión postparto ❌

[Rosé @2rose2ocean]

My gf doesn't like when i blackout and start spitting the craziest bars over that pound cake instrumental on youtube

[milton @miltonappl3]

Plato tried to tell you war was feminine

[Football Is Life @FootbaIl_Tweets]

Julio Jones was THAT dude 😤

[T lovs u (´･ε･`) @T_is_losing]

wait till u find out it was always designed to, it was an intentional choice for the betterment of children..
people used to care about kids and their development now its just “fuck it, figure it out while we blast ur brain with 4second shots of AI slop frying ur receptors”

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

Your mom says she has postpartum depression.

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Man.. fuck you.

Fuck.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

mandatory post

[Brian Tyson, MD 🇺🇸 @btysonmd]

So murders, assault and rapists get bond, but returning Flock cameras to the police you can’t get bonded? What the hell is going on in this country?