Matthew Tenzer

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

I wanna be so famous one day that they put my face on the bag of yellow corn tortillas

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

You put a mushroom soup in front of me and you won’t see it in a minute

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

@minibages You’re onto something bigger than you can imagine

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

I’m eating new chicken with old sauce

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

@murderbastard Oh really

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

Babies should have no authority in this world

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

My type is people from the sky

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

I’m gonna name my kid Chapter Tenzer and his nickname will be Chapter 10

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

@damaxk_ You’re on a generational run

[fingerling maxtato @damaxk_]

been crossing my legs girl style a lot lately. which could mean nothing.

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

@damaxk_ Papa maxtoto Allora

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

@damaxk_ I’m referring to the maxtato in question

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

@damaxk_ Who is that

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

@minibages I only eat the real stuff every minute

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

What’s the point of chewing gum if you’re gonna eat parmesan every minute

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

Verbs are so powerful

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

@ttmustache Gazpacho

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

I wish garlic would ward off more things

[Matthew Tenzer @MatthewTenzer]

@damaxk_ Roasted