Matthias Smith

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[Matthias Smith @MatthiasaSmith]

shrink or expand pebble beach merch if you’ve never played there?

[Martin, who didnt pay for the @orbitulon]

When they slander your goat but they’re right

[_Miserable_Sheep_ @MiserableSheep]

@airbagg3d

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I just helped a 94 year old dude figure out how to use his card at the gas pump. First off my dawg we need to get you off the road

[Kenny @Kennyduhballern]

This deadass how the Knicks did the Spurs😭😭😭

[Tom “The Train” Allen @tomallenoffical]

No mom, I don’t want an internsh*p I just want to play 5 hours of golf every day

[robbie triano @TheTrianoKid]

hit a ball 285 on the fairway today

not sure there’s a drug out there better than that feeling

[Michael Riley @MRileyGolf]

As I was lifting weights this morning and thinking about golf, it occurred to me that there are people who choose hobbies that don't cause them pain and frustration.

[Luka Donthičć @landahoy14]

can’t bomb a drive at a data center, nerd

[Chaza 🐧 @chaza_cooper]

a los 11 levanté un servidor de minecraft, tenía 100 personas conectadas con hamachi, como no entendía nada me metí al router y liberé la totalidad de los puertos para que se puedan conectar

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Mother’s Day:

Divorced Dads today:

[𝓜𝓾𝓷𝓲 𝓡𝓪𝓽 🐀 @Dr_DewSweep]

Getting the driver yips will have you thinking some real dark and horrible thoughts.

[Austin Riley Enthusiast @RileyDaGoat_]

B2B championships and 20-9 btw

[JoelEmGOAT @A3per_]

Show megan dropping 37 in a quarter clown

[skywalker.🅴🇵🇹 @ntmgfrvr]

nigga, he has 4 rings. fuck your awards.

[Matthias Smith @MatthiasaSmith]

https://t.co/2jn8VGJqDn

[Colttt🇻🇦☧ @Milo_H4]

Literally all of apush after the American Revolution is explaining how dysfunctional our country was even up to the modern day. They harp on everything we’ve ever done wrong

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Fuck the caption, this is the coldest shit I’ve ever seen in golf bro

[Big Head Hockey @bigheadhcky]

Macklin Celebrini (112 points) has equal or more points in a season than the following legends' career bests:

• Alex Ovechkin
• Patrick Kane
• Gordie Howe
• Pavel Bure
• Auston Matthews
• Paul Kariya
• Every Tkachuk
• Every Hughes

It's Celebrini's league.

[NHL @NHL]

Macklin Celebrini's final tally in his 19-year-old season:

82 games
45 goals
70 assists
115 points

Ridiculous 🤯