matty dabbins

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

All I do is ding dong ditch peoples houses with the pizza on the doorstep. ✊🍕🏃‍♂️🚀

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

All this quarantine got me missing the g Lil Bub rip✌️

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

Pulled up to the gas pump and rolled my window down like a drive through order

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

If you take life too seriously you might stop laughing.

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

@moldy_pizza Dude went to pizza hut one time baked af, and andrew goldfuss looking like the goofiest thing i cant think of, is just peeking round the corner the entire meal giggling like smeagle get the ring in lord of the rings. So honestly im never going back.

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

So I just finished watching Harry Potter series for the first time and 7 was better than 7 1/2 but, Dobby is fuckin G.

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

So, before I'm not drunk I havent been on twitter in a bit but either way Im damn fuckin proud of y'all! Til the nxt tym -Daberinski

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

@maregriggs @baaadmary @princ3ss3rin I couldn't find a lil bub shirt but, I did it,

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

Life is Like a Battery.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith things will work out. Let go a little and let life happen.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Russian President Boris Yeltsin's first question when he met President @BillClinton in 1995: "Do you think O.J. did it?"

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

@champagnelacee You forgot to mention chicken nuggets, and juuling...

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers; a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked" is one of the hardest tongue twister in English

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

@robby_cornett @Tayloraydd Must be a hard day

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

You aren't rich until you have something that money can't buy.

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

Snacks > Guns https://t.co/xEPXpWAK2u

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

#BlackPanther might be the best movie I’ve seen all year but this is second best.

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

Just because my Boys gotta know to hit Walmart early in hurricane season https://t.co/bcPNLRVZs9

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

this how I'm feeling after a few fat dabs https://t.co/IfMYUEaRMw

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Season 4, Episode 20 of Spongebob is titled "The Best Day Ever."

[matty dabbins @mattHier3]

@mariahdelage @dunkindonuts Dunks always brings us bags on bags of bagels at the end of the day and not once have they given us butter,cream cheese, or anything that goes on bread. We usually just hide them for 2 hours n throw em out