Matthew Highton

Comedian, filmmaker and weirdo... Once shook the pillars of heaven. KoFi:

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Godzilla Minus One but it’s Cookie Monster.

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My booky wook.

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Just ran James Pond through Nvidia DLSS 5. It's pretty crazy tbf.

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Urgh. Actually feels dirty posting on here now, but this is doing well elsewhere and a few people have told me they’ve seen it here. May as well add it myself. Hope good people are still around. 👋

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If Bilbo had Chat GPT

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@grok why aren’t you answering this question?

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@grok could Elon Musk win the All Valley Championship even up against peak Cobra Kai?

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What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.

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@MarkSparty1701 Ahhhh I don’t check here much these days 🤦‍♂️ that would have been great. Lingering more over on Bluesky x

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I think if social media just shut down and displayed this image, from say midnight to 6am, we’d all have better lives.

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I've been absolutely loving X-Men 97. So much so I recreated the original X-Men intro using only stock footage. Hope you enjoy it, Bub!

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BTW I'm posting a lot more on the other places, mainly BSky, but I put stuff I don't want stealing on here from time to time haha. Hi if you're still here 👋

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Wow, this is getting embarrassing now. ICE missed another illegal alien on a bike, but this time being aided by a kid!!

Yep, for your viewing pleasure here's ET evading ICE.

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Let’s take JK Rowling out of the picture, I guess my main issue with Harry Potter was that at no point does Harry go “my mortal enemy has no nose” to which Ron replies “how does he smell?”… it could have really lifted the mood in the darker moments. Really bad writing all round.

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The Brit card is an awful idea but I don’t hate the design.

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@Unclefeester Thanks. I left it as difficult to grasp as possible 😂

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I was saying Earhart files.

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Disney’s Andor remaster:

Cassian gazes up at the enormous face of Palpatine. Two gin-scented tears trickle down the sides of his nose. But it’s all right, everything is all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the Galactic Empire.

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For anyone wondering where they can get Melania’s hat from, currently £50 on eBay.

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You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.

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@MarkSparty1701 Ahhh mate. Would have loved to say hello. Yeah I was saying after I can’t wait to see what it becomes, the bones are definitely there. Love the ambition.