Dennis Celery

Running on beer.
#RunLonger #SpinLonger #BeNice

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

😎

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

OK who's got tickets for the Chiefs game?
Also, how do you verify someone selling tickets is legit?
Need 2.

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

is @Boulevard_Beer doing an Advent calendar again this year?

[Guy’s Snacks @GuysSnacks]

*15K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY*

This has been a fun ride lately, and we’re not stopping bringing the snacks or the tweets to the party any time soon.

To thank you, we are giving away a Guy’s t-shirt of your choice to a lucky follower.

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[Nick Hexum @NickHexum]

Happy 311 Day!!! So stoked to feel the commUNITY. 🙏🏼

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

@ryandatkinson 🤔🤔��

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

Fall fam pic. Thanks for the candy corn idea @megesser ! https://t.co/Dy66GPMgXP

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

@alvanderp Hey, sometimes powershell is just fun to use.

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

@BooneDaddy_ I don't... But I... Is that new?

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

I know I'm not the only one wondering why the clock didn't stop when Kelce ran out of bounds.... #Chiefs

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

Woah bro. #smallworld

[Andrew Esser @AgronomistEsser]

Watching the severe thunderstorm east of Cheyenne. #wywx

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

If you ever covered your face with your shirt when someone farted then shut the fuck up about how masks don't work.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Today we're honoring SrA Dara Morgan for #SeatsForService, and we're outfitting her with a personalized jersey and hat.

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[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

Yeah cool, wish we could watch it.

[FanDuel Sports Network Kansas City @FanDuelSN_KC]

Both were walk-off base hits down the left-field line in 8-8 tie ballgames, too. Baseball is weird, man. #TogetherRoyal

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

Breaking: Super League

That's it.

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

@TheREALPoopfoot @SouthwestAir back to the mainland* lolol

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

So how come there are only @SouthwestAir flights TO Hawaii? How are you supposed to get back?

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

@TheREALPoopfoot @SouthwestAir Right but how do their planes get back to the US? Like....

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

Honest question. Is there a good argument against waiting until you get to your seat to put your shit in the overhead bin?

[Dennis Celery @MatthMee]

@plantedjess No I only meant where I think NKC starts :) no idea where the east, west or north borders would be.