Matthew Hofbauer

That’s my purse, I don’t know you!

[Matthew Hofbauer @MattHofbauer]

@JackPosobiec Yes

[Matthew Hofbauer @MattHofbauer]

@akafaceUS I’d do it for free

[Matthew Hofbauer @MattHofbauer]

@elonmusk They invade our country, claiming to seek asylum from a country of lawlessness. Then they pull stunts like this. Robbing, looting, burning, face masked up, flying a Mexican Flag. These people don’t want to assimilate. They don’t wanna be American and they shouldn’t.

[Matthew Hofbauer @MattHofbauer]

@elonmusk Anyone flying a Mexico flag in America just tells you where their true allegiance lies… anyone flying any other nations flag other than Ol’ Glory should be bounds for immediate deportation.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Girl Hobbit Refuses To Date Any Hobbit Under 4 Feet https://t.co/uHx1YLB9S6

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Man Ryan Seacrest looks amazing for 67 years old. I gotta start drinking cum