Matt Moorhouse

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

Lost my email, new account y'all. Do yourself a favor and don't follow me.

@Matthouse_3

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

@bretmeholick then he asked me for a shot, rude I know. And proceeded to dump it on the bar. So I gave him mine and he spilled most of that

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

@bretmeholick well he was beyond hammered. I mean shook my hand/high fived/ fist bumped me 10+ times the 20 min I talked to him hammered

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

@bretmeholick verbatim or word for word, your choice. #BarryGallagher

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

Last night I bought Seth Mazary a shot, he dumped it on the bar then was quickly escorted to the door of the friendliest tavern in town.

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

I saw Mark Rehrman eat 3 different girls' faces tonight. #Manipulator!

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

@bwags33 unmentionable at friendly

[Matt Johnson @Matt5Johnson33]

Tim and I have the biggest hammers in Pittsburgh. #awfuckyeahyouregonnamakemecumagain

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

@Jaydavethoughts I may have planned on it, last night :/

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

Luke Bennett smokes so many cigs.

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

@Jaydavethoughts I didn't, I thought I could beat you to it :/

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

@bwags33 @BradZDak11 that's funny, I'm a actually from Jim Haslett...

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

@Jaydavethoughts "@DwyaneWade: Jay is jay. Nothing else needs to b said."

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

@B_RYYYYAAAN the dentist sucks but he rarely leaves "scars'' :)

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

@TimMontana1215 it was honestly in the top 5 of best things I've ever made.

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

@TimMontana1215 @Jaydavethoughts I can cover up to 1.3 mil.

[Matt Moorhouse @Matthouse3]

"Having diarrhea in a port o potty in 115 degree heat in the heart of Texas has to be the closest thing to hell on earth."

-Chris Cole