Matt Gilbert

If I were a dog, I would definitely be a golden retriever. So, I mean there is that.

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

I’m sorry for what I said while I was hangry

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

New York City fucking sucks. Anybody who says otherwise is kidding themselves. I will not be elaborating.

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

New York City fucking sucks. Anybody who says otherwise is kidding themselves. I will not be elaborating.

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

I hate humans. If you’re a human, then I hate you. #thoughtsfromNYC

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

If I age into someone who complains about EVERYTHING, please just put me down like old yeller. But my generation has entitlement issues???

[💀 damned sinker 💀 @dansinker]

The new Junior Ranger badges are wood. Wouldn't take more than photoshop and a laser cutter for us to all have Resistance Ranger badges.

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

Finding comfort in the fact that it started raining in DC right when Trump started his address. It's like the sky is just as sad as I am.

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

Hell. Literal hell.

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

TFW bae takes a trip to Toronto and brings ALL the hair product in your home with him @mikewachowiak

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

@CelineThinks @mikewachowiak she's the WORST!! I can not stand it, like:

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

@megabus we are all set now...turns out I'm just a drama queen. Thanks for being awesome, here's to a smooth ride!!!

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

@megabus paid extra for my seats so I could sit next to my boyfriend instead of a stranger on our over night bus...hope thats still the case

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

Hey @megabus why do we have to stand on the street while our bus is sitting here and some riders have already boarded??

[Michael Wachowiak @mikewachowiak]

What a strange thing to celebrate @timehop @MattieGilbs

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

One more time for the people in the back...I HATE SPORTSBALL

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

On this day when our nation comes together to celebrate athleticism, I'd just like to remind the world that I HATE SPORTSBALL #donttalktome

[Michael Wachowiak @mikewachowiak]

"Life seems like it's more of an art than a science today" -@MattieGilbs 😂

[Michael Wachowiak @mikewachowiak]

Selfie my boyfriend just sent me @MattieGilbs

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

I hate people who do a LOT of talking and very little listening. I may not have many words all the time, but if you shut up I'd have more

[Matt Gilbert @MattieGilbs]

You interrupt me before I'm done to tell me you don't understand...how about you lemme finish and you'll know.

[Michael Wachowiak @mikewachowiak]

"Trey Songz? Who is Trey Songz. I doubt that is your birth name Mister Songz" -@MattieGilbs