Matti Gresham

I’m bad at twitter

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

Where is the eject button for the president?

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

proud to say i made it a full 4 minutes and 7 seconds into emily in paris before giving up

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

If I wanted to see two old men fight incoherently I’d go to my Catholic family reunions. #Debates2020

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

if you’re missing the debate, you can recreate it on your own by putting a fork and a fistful of rocks in the garbage disposal

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

Can we just get a quick mute on the mic of the candidate who is not answering the question? Like just get a sound tech in there? Lol #Debate2020

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

Ok but at first glance I thought for sure Kylie was taking the longest dump of her life. #kuwtk

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

Actual footage of me trying to figure out how people record TikToks with music timed right

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The coronavirus panic is dumb

[Laura Maureen Pearson @laurampearson5]

my poor roommates thought I was crying in my room when actually i was wheezing with laughter watching @MattiGresham insta stories. ily never change.

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

Why do I feel like this looks like Peter? #TheBachelorABC #thebachelor

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

I’m sorry to tell you but you look dumb with your fanny pack across your chest.

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

@itsRYE0rDie @jennafischer But maybe they always pronounced it Rah-Jenna 🙆🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

Just sayin.

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

You know you’re a mom when the only thing you buy from the Nordstrom sale is @SPANX

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

Remember when you were a kid and you were jealous your parents got to stay up late cause you thought they were having fun but now you’re a parent and you realize they were just batch cooking for the week and cleaning up all the messes you made that day.

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

Diets are bad for my health.

My mental health.

[Kelly @itskellyrenee]

Imagine posing with animals you killed thinking it’s a flex LMMMMAAAAO

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

@natebobphil Perfect. Wait does common grounds also have huge biscuits?

[Matti Gresham @MattiGresham]

SOS @natebobphil I’m headed to Waco today and I need to know where to get this efreaking BISCUITS