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My son wouldn’t tell me happy birthday because there wasn’t any cake. This. Is. 30.

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@CarlyHiebner I can imagine.

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Copeland admiring my wedding ring: “I like your ring!”
Me: “Daddy got it for me”
@JoshBooth43: “Copeland, someday you’ll find someone you love very much and want to spend a lot of money on”
Me: “or… someone you want to spend the rest of your life with”

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@JoshBooth43 You forgot the part where he blamed everyone..

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@JoshBooth43 Who? You? 😂

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Current pregnancy state:

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Me during bath time: “Copeland, did you know God made all the animals?”
C: “ohhhhhh, okay! God made frogs. God made horses.. etc. Oh! God made butt cheeks!”
Me: “yes….. 😑”

#cousinsteachvaluablelessons

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Tonight I reached an all new level of parenting when I taped a banana back together after @JoshBooth43 prematurely peeled it for our toddler BEFORE singing the Banana Phone song. #crisisaverted

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No one told me that a 2 year old would be so opinionated about their Halloween costume. He apparently does not want to be Mickey Mouse, and has requested to be a “Halloween ghost.”

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Copeland’s newest phrase: “My daddy pooping.” 🤣

We are no longer safe @JoshBooth43.

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Had a storm with 60-70+ mph winds last night, and of course @JoshBooth43 is over there in bed like: 😑

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The paci: a blessing and a curse.

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@CarlyHiebner He must of got @ghiebner’s sense of humor.

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@brenanerb @JoshBooth43 Let’s just say @JoshBooth43 was wrong.

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Me speed cleaning before @kaelyndick comes over…

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Our son took a cup from the drawer in the kitchen, dipped it in the dog water, and threw it on @JoshBooth43 while he was relaxing in the recliner. Toddlers are wild…

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@CarlyHiebner As a third grade teacher, I’m going to encourage you to have the deodorant talk with him early.

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My students AFTER I provide CLEAR, PRECISE directions...😜😔

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Still true.