Matt

howdy! This is me, all my views aren't my own I have stolen them all from the dictionary, apple.

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@example watch dead mans shoes! It's amazing!

[Matt @Mattjack04]

“@UberFacts: If you directly ingest the same amount of sugar found in a can of Coke, you will vomit uncontrollably.” Well you don't!

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@Tim_Arnold1977 ill buy you my 🌵well give it you

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@cairnschris1888 @brenmckenna92 bumps clart lol

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@brenmckenna92 @cairnschris1888

[Matt @Mattjack04]

Oh treat yourself @cairnschris1888

[Matt @Mattjack04]

#WorstPickUpLines

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@Tim_Arnold1977 #gangsta

[Matt @Mattjack04]

#selfie #nofilter @Tim_Arnold1977

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@brenmckenna92 @markjfinnigan new car week off! Bloody ell!

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@markjfinnigan @brenmckenna92 grabbing bastards!

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@Tim_Arnold1977 gayyy

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@Tim_Arnold1977 well what's your excuse timmy?

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@Tim_Arnold1977 @dingobmxer I'm a badass mopper

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@Tim_Arnold1977 @HotUKDeals got it already dude! I fucking love #lego #bigkid

[Paul Chowdhry @paulchowdhry]

No matter what your GCSE results are today, there's always LIDL or ALDI.

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@Jimmehhh_NG I'm from Nottingham :)

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@Tim_Arnold1977 going to listen to my music now not the radio :)

[Matt @Mattjack04]

@Tim_Arnold1977 tesco nice! #everylittlehelps

[Matt @Mattjack04]

You know what's nice? being in an air conditioned can @Tim_Arnold1977 :)